Celebrities' adopted children - recently rescued from poor African and SE Asian villages - are about to repay the community that gifted them their famous lives.

In an unprecedented move, celebrities who've adopted children, and imbued them with status and wealth never before experienced by toddlers, are now going a step further, and allowing them to adopt celebrities. A recent example is Maddox Jolie - who's own personal wealth exceeds $68 million - and who has succesfully adopted George Clooney. Clooney is rumored to be overjoyed at the adoption and was spotted at Baby Gap purchasing a dozen toddler's boys hats (size 12 to 18m), all in multi-colored blue.

Clooney's mother was relieved: "Maddox is a lovely toddler," she told The Daily Gut. "He asked me many questions like "What is that for?" and "Why?" He seemed happy with George. I am happy for him. Maddox promised me that as George gets older he will bring him back to visit."

EXTRA NEWS The inevitable backlash has started. The Screen Actors Guild (SAG) issued this statement on Tuesday: "We are concerned that Maddox Jolie, desperate for cooler and better toys, has been allowed to take a short cut to adoption and the law has been waived due to his immense wealth. You cannot buy a celebrity as if you are buying a house - well, except for Tara Reid."