Sepinwall sez:

"I don't know how to do this anymore."

With these eight words, "24" -- that gorgeous, messy, fist-pumping carnival of post-9/11 anxiety -- gives us its most terrifying scenario yet: Jack Bauer, broken man.


Some other pieces of Bauer-speak we can expect this season:

• "You're gonna tell me what I wanna know. Or don't, fine, be a bitch about it."
• "Dammit, there's no time. The View is on in 5 minutes!"
• "I need you to trust me -- indirect lighting will work wonders for this space."
• "The only reason you're conscious right now is because I simply adore those shoes."
• "Chloe, I need you to cross-reference the security protocols and hack into the... omigod, what did you do to your hair? You look gorgeous!"