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9:20am on Tuesday the 9th 2010f February
DIVORCING OURSELVES FROM GLOBAL WARMING?

Divorce leaves more than a trail of legal documents, stinging egos and uprooted kids. The split-ups wreak havoc on the environment.

A global trend of soaring divorce rates has led to a surge in the number of households with fewer people. The result: We collectively devour more space and gobble up more energy and water, say the authors of a new study published online this week in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

"Not only the United States, but also other countries, including developing countries such as China and places with strict religious policies regarding divorce, are having more divorced households," said co-author Jianguo Liu of Michigan State University. "The consequent increases in consumption of water and energy and using more space are being seen everywhere."

The study gives the down and dirty truths on exactly how much of Mother Nature's resources go down the tubes when unions are severed. But the remedy for such "squander" is made for TV: Fall back in love, or at least cohabitate.

Dirty divorce

Past research by Liu and his colleagues, published in 2003 in the journal Nature, revealed globally the number of households increased more rapidly than actual population growth between 1985 and 2000. "Even in areas with declining population size, we still see a dramatic increase in the number of households," Liu told LiveScience.

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If true, this study really frosts me. It proves that Al Gore has been living a smidgen of a green lifestyle by being faithfully married to Tipper for 37 years.

This environmental research will jump-start a booming new business for Al Gore: marriage off-sets. Which used to be known as mail-order brides. Except Al Gore's new firm will relocate American spinsters to Gabon to be married off to lonely, single men who are consuming fewer resources.

Sure these women might initially resist their placement, but they will learn to love their new husbands...

Eventually.

It's for the greater good. They should not be so selfish.

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