According to the media and many blogs, we truly have discovered someone worse than Hitler – and it`s Sarah Palin. Head to any leftwing blog, or even CNN for that matter, and you'll find the zaniest of conspiracies - froth that even a dude with rabies would find unseemly. For some reason, this basically attractive and determined lady has the power to expose every progressive for what they are: loons one step away from a battered soapbox at Hyde Park`s Speakers Corner.

So how can one person create so much bile among folks who proclaim themselves to be the most tolerant in the universe? I mean – liberals are THE GOOD PEOPLE – priding themselves on being open-minded, caring, and of course, fair. But somehow, a Republican lady in her forties is exempt from this treatment – and open game for the grisliest of rumors. Perhaps, she truly is the devil in a dress, put here on this planet to eat children and pollute the planet – and possibly beat Barack Obama, the patron saint of every customer buying wheat germ in bulk at GNC.

But I know the real reason why every single elitist media type is so scared of her. They have never met her. And by her, I don`t mean Sarah Palin – I mean "her" – an actual normal woman with a bunch of kids, an average husband, no desire to watch "the L Word," and definitely not up on her Chakras. She`s scary to these folks the way Walmart is scary to them: both are alien to someone accustomed to blogging about Project Runway and alternative medicine. They won`t go there, because they`ve never been there.

To them, hating Sarah Palin is a symptom of larger bigotry against "the rest of us." The normal. If they saw her at a cocktail party, they would run away from her with a smirk. She's the anti-Obama, the anti-New York Times, the anti-Alec Baldwin. the anti-"everything that can be ordered in the back pages of the Utne Reader."

Which is why I love her – and you should too.

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.