Sarah and Joe agree on gay marriage. They should turn gay and marry!

Now, onto Iraq. She nails Biden on his criticism of Barack.

Biden, says - where's the plan. Now he's droning. He says he's going to end the war, but how? I am troubled by that question, and his eyebrows.

Palin calls it a "white flag of surrender." That made him grin like a maniacal pumpkin. She's also nailing him again. I like "that's another story." I'm using that, from now on!

Overall sense: Palin, at least, is getting the nod. For being real, for being nervous, and for not being an old white guy with 30 years of experience with botox and hairplugs.


Now, onto Pakistan. Does anyone remember when I was on Hannity, and couldn't pronounce Pakistan? I had a brain fart. Worst moment of my tv history - aside from that time i strangled a gerbil with my thighs.

Palin needs speech lessons - her points are all good, but so clumsily released from her mouth - that her words are like pigs from a plane without parachutes.

Biden scratched his neck, as a cue to get the moderator to get to cut her off and go to him. Did everyone see that?

So Europe is telling us to "talk, talk, talk." Haven't these jerks learned anything? Talking to terrorists is not diplomacy, ya big phony-haired joker.

Biden is like the teacher forced to debate the student, and everyone thinks the student is cute. And it's getting under his collar.

Palin should ask Biden the name of the commanding general of Afghanistan. He keeps bringing him up, without naming him.

Palin says his name! McCellan! Right? I can't remember.

Biden says the US has a stomach for success. What does that mean? Isn't success an instant rice mix? and what's with his man crush on Dick Lugar?

Palin nails Biden on flip-flopping on the war, and she does it like an attractive hot chick with a brain.

By the way, O'Biden - we were greeted as liberators in Iraq.

I saw it, on "the tv." True, I was naked and whipping a Bolivian runaway, but I remember it fairly clearly.

Holy crap - what did Biden just say? "god forbid there would be a Biden administration!" God forbid!!!

Man, that's a Kodak moment. (Note to young people: Kodak is a camera)

Crap!!! Palin just winked at me again. I'm sending her a drink!! she's like the flight attendant at a hotel bar in Pittsburgh! And she only works three days a week! I'm getting lucky!

So, Biden spends a lot of time at Home Depot. What's he buying? Hair gel? Grout for his teeth?

"say it ain't so Joe." "her reward is his heaven." "extra credit for watching the debate." How can you not love that! It's like a puppy that can talk! A hot puppy, with a flag pin and saucy gams!

Sarah makes a funny joke about lame jokes - Biden can only grin - and it worked in her favor. She's making Biden look stiff by comparison.

This is really Legally Blonde. "They think I'm superficial, but if I just buckle down..."

And she's right!

Biden goes after Cheney - earning his stripes at the Daily Kos.

Question on "conventional wisdom." weird question, Gwen.

Sarah's rattling on too fast. Slow down, sister!!! I can't even keep up!!


Biden mentions his flaw as "excessive passion." what, no "I care too much" or "i love too much?" God, he loves himself.

Man, he just brought up his dead family. I guess he's allowed, but it seems off to me. Now he's getting choked up - is this act for real? That was....a...bit...much. But if he means it, then I'll shut up.

Sarah is saying something- but Biden is now on fire about McCain, saying he's not a maverick. Sarah should say, "he's more of a maverick than you - and sorry about your family. We are all sorry."

I wish Sarah would bring up Gwen's book. "after the debate, I'm reading your book."



Is it me, or is this a big, fat DUD?

IT'S A BIG FAT DUD. I bought hummus, guacamole, chips - hoping for an awesome debate. but it's been another awkward prom dance.

Closing arguments....Sarah's doing well - I just wish she'd memorize less and be herself more. I like what she said about McCain - being the only person in this race WHO FOUGHT FOR YOU.

Biden - NICE SUIT. That and his eye lift/botox has had the biggest impact, for him. The botox has made him dead outside. Shame. He's Joan Rivers without the punchlines.


GOOD NIGHT KIDS. I am going to finish every bottle in this apartment.

over all:

Palin: B+
Biden: B

Winner: Palin.