So just as the other networks predicted, the April 15th tea parties were nothing but cauldrons brimming with rage. Rage against Obama, rage against the government, rage against these troubled times. Take a look for yourself.

(Roll footage of recent New York City anti-Israel protests, with their hate filled signs and chants)

Oh, sorry. Wrong tape. (We must have a new guy in the control room, probably from MSNBC). Anyway, while I was watching the protests, I couldn't help but feel the anger building among these folks – and I knew it wouldn't be long before their fury would turn frightening. Like here:

(Roll footage of G20 protestors rioting and smashing bank windows in London)

Whoops. My apologies – we can't seem to get this right. Anyway, can we actually show some real footage of what went on yesterday?

(roll footage of actual tea parties)

Yep - those look like real extremists.

Actually, they look like people who own riding mowers. Fact is, I couldn't find one violent incident among hundreds of demonstrations that took place during this synchronized event. Granted, I didn't look too hard – but seriously: why is that not the story of the day?

I mean, not one person threw a chair through a store window. But that's probably because that person probably owns the store. Or at least knows someone who owns the store.

Also, I noticed that most people at the parties were kinda like me – over 40 and overweight – and it's hard to throw chairs when you get winded throwing a Frisbee.

But no matter – whether or not you care – the MSM would rather have you look at these people not just as jokes – but as cranks. Which is why someone needs to buy Susan Roesgen a mirror.