Congrats, Herr Treacher, on being named a "media slut" by protein wisdom. You gonna flash us your cooter while getting out of your limo now?

theres that monkey

Unlike Ms. Spears, I get the feeling that Jim doesn't perform much yard-work on his cooter. I'm feeling the "natural" Penthouse vibe circa 1975.



He probably teases it with an Afro pic.



Freak.

I actually broke out the ol' clippers down there after that guy on "Rescue Me" did it. (I imitate everything I see on TV, except bathing scenes.) Not the best idea if you're a fan of NOT ITCHING FOR A WEEK.

Razor burn is the Lord's wroth for vanity!

Check this out: Al Gore's own recommended energy "impact" calculator doesn't actually go high enough to calculate his energy impact.



The Link.

www.jessicaswell.com/mt/archives/002645.html



Try that one.

Al Gores carbon offsets are obviously the Dope Plantation hes set up in his basement(s) Als saving the environment by propagating little Jamaicas, no wait EMPOWERMENT ZONES? Ed Bagleys feedin his kids tofu in soygravy? on H&C what do they make the poor girl eat tofookies(tofu cookies) thats against the Genevia Convention.The drummer from Spinal Tap who spontaniously combusted lives.

It's all good Jim. We have all done the Buffalo Bill Dance at one time or another (Lord knows I've sang karaoke in my red Asian sarong a few times). Pre-dance prep work is crucial for the desired effect.



If trimming and tucking your junk is wrong, I don't want to be right.

"Sasquatch backs Hillary" cover of Weekly World News last month, even Mother Nature has turned its back on poor AlGore.

Well, we know it's not exercise equipment.

None of the above.



He's inventing the Internet in his basement.

If AlGore truly cared about the environment, he would only drive a Prius modified to run on his own (real-time) methane emissions. He would even eventually start to appreciate the rectal fuel nozzle, after the callouses form. All in the name of reducing his carbon-buttprint.