So, which was the bigger faux pas at the Hilton on Saturday: David and Crow bugging Rove, or Gutfeld, in a sea of tuxedos, rocking the same blazer-and-no-tie look that he does on Red Eye?

How transparent can you be? She prepares her plan of attack, moves on Rove with inflammatory remarks, and then expresses her faux-indignation towards his response to the media. But David does have quite a bit of experience in the drama/theater/make-believe department, doesn't she? Not sure what Crow`s role was in this. Might have been a Star Trek red-shirt. Lucky she wasn`t eaten by a tribble.

who the fuck is laurie david? because she's married to a guy who's like every other cuckholded, annoying jewish guy from suburban nj and manhattan, and produced an act of fiction featuring algore she's entitled to be some kind of expert/activist?

Its about time someone put Sheryl Crow in her place. I'm sick and tired of hearing about "Global Warming". She came to my college for a free concert a few weeks ago and now everyone just thinks that its real..ridiculous is what it is.

Rove probably heard she only uses one square of toilet paper and said, 'I don't want to get touched with that thing, hey, I'm tryin' to eat over here'.

Whatever message Sheryl was trying to get out about environmentalism has been replaced by a more important message to the American public -- she has a stinky butt.



www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR2007042101385_pf.html

Way ahead of you guys:



www.dailygut.com/?i=2598

The David Crow harpy twins act reminds me of a comedy routine of about thirty-five years ago: Tactical Women's Alert Team by Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong.



Re: Gore's A.I.T. compulsory attendance, a Rush caller had the right idea, a universal remote control, and x-tremegeek.com has one for $5!!!

Yeah, Jim beat Drudge by about a week on the "Are you strong enough to wipe my ass?" idea.

I speak for a lot of guys out there when I say "how the fuck is using one square to wipe your ass possible?" How?!

"I'm... gonna soak up the shit, gonna tell everyone how-to wipe their ass... I'm gonna tell 'em that Rove, is an asshole, just one sheet for a shit is all you need."

God I feel like shit tonight,

streams of shit I cannot fight,

Will Charmin work or just Scott's pass,

Are you strong enough to wipe my ass?

It's lucky for Rove that she was rude first otherwise he might have had to shake her hand.

And why do these nappy-headed-hose think they can FLY AROUND THE COUNTRY IN PRIVATE JETS, TELLING US HOW TO WIPE OUR ASSES?

If I have to wipe my ass with one square (that's a good one), then Crow has to start driving Hybrids to her concerts, carpooling with her band, and using her socks instead of "feminine" products.

Which episode was that, Zelda? That sounds about right, but I don't think I saw that one.

I especially like the "You work for me." line and the attitude behind it. Nicely sums up the whole episode, which I feel was completely scripted by David. Rove's off-script rejoinder was golden. Interesting how immediately after they run straight over to the WaPo table and begin to cry like high school girls who got dissed on prom night. Priceless!

Ahh...those insipid, idiotic, bossy liberals...telling me to wipe my rear with one sheet. Apparently you've...um, never mind... Besides, how will using one sheet of toilet paper help the environment? That's about like saying Rosie O'Donnell will one day be pretty.

Nevermind. I skimmed and I've now paid the price for not reading thoroughly. But now I think it's rude to touch someone when you are having an argument with them and after you insist upon using inadequate amounts of toilet paper.

If we could limit humans to not expelling their methane gas to the atmosphere and instead using recyclable fart Baggies and keep Crapping to once a week, We could save the planet.





Imagine all the people

Crapping the Eco Way

Ah Ah

You may drive yourself A BEAMER

have a big mansion near L.A.

We hope the Little people

Don't do as we do but as we say..



Freekin Hypocrites



Plastik

Is Karl Rove the Secretary of Global Warming? Why would he have anything to do with it? Why not badger the Secretary of Energy or the captains of industry or something.

Zelda, I thought maybe you were referring to an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. That kind of faux pas sounds like Larry David's usual schtick. "Why should I have to shake a guy's hand after he's rude to me?" Etc.

I've never seen that program. Apparently my originality is unoriginal. :-(



Oh and Ms. Crow now desires widespread use of detatchable sleeves you can use as a napkin. "I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold," she says.



I guess the idea of a pocket hanky, tucked discreetly in one's sleeve or between one's bosoms, is too archaic.

"Excuse me, but who the hell are you again?... Crow? David?... Oh, right. Tell ya what, sugar-tits, why don't you go over there somewhere and, y'know, fuck off for a while?"

Of course, the other thought is Sheryl's blog item was actually a joke concocted by Laurie's husband, Larry, based on the "Seinfeld" episode with Elaine in the bathroom:



www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheStall.htm

Why do liberals push me to love Republicans so much?



Laurie David's faux outrage over an incident she set out to stage is juvenile at best. It is like deliberately sticking your hand in a fire and being morally outraged that you got burnt.

Maybe Laurie David was just trying to do some toilet paper off setting and was rudely cut off by Rove before she could beg off a couple of his squares...

Sheryl Crow was just using a black dyed potato sack for a dress...

MC Rove should have showed her his pimp hand.

hee hee. Pimp hand.

Mojo-sweet message. Mind if I steal it and use it in appropriate places, like in Santa Monica? It may be just the message the overly-aggressive petitioners on the Third Street Promenade need to hear.

Yeah..a potato sack for a dress, and on the sack it says:

I DA HO

The David/Crow story is falling apart faster than an Al Gore carbon credit scam. NRO is saying Crow jabbing Rove in the chest and basically acted more aggressively than they are pretending on HuffPo.

I wonder how Sheryl Crow and Laurie David got to this gala affair? By car pooling in a Prius or by Leer Jet and Limo... hmmmm...

Isn't anybody going to beg me to let it go and leave Sheryl Crow alone already?

Wht fun would that be?

Ms. David is lucky MC Rove didn't put a cap in her ass.

Treacher don't let it go. Just repackage the whole post and title it 'The Shrike and the Dyke: Sheet Number Two'.

I wonder how badly Al Gore wants Laurie David to shut up right now. "Laurie, dear, a few people out there are starting to take me seriously, so could you and Princess Poo-Poo Pants please stay home? Until November 12, 2008?"

Man is causing global warming? Crow might as well be asking Rove from keeping the sun from rising in the morning to stop "global warming". Its soo sad that this party has gone from actual politics to sci-fi alarmist scenarios to rally it's constituents. Where were all of you when I tried to ban the eruption of Krakatoa?

Where is Larry Davis during all this? What a phenomenal pussy.

Without his money being continually flushed down the drain, Laurie would be back screwing the boxboys in the recycling alley behind Whole Foods.

Krakatoa actually caused global cooling...

I'm having an Emily Letilla moment.

For cryin out loud Jim, leave Sheryl alone already! Let it go! It's not like she's Rosie Steyn or something.







Hey, YOU asked for it...

This is all revenge for "All I Wanna Do" which I completely agree with.

global warming is a joke!! just like only using one sheet of TP to wipe your ass. I hope this does not apply to the Hollywood left and all the shit they produce. they would need a forest of trees to come up with enough paper to wipe their shitty asses and mouths with!!!!