Don't forget about all the hobos and morlocks that woudl be hurt or killed had it been in NYC.

Maybe it was the Germans... it was a Mercedes and the Brits insistance of night time bombing in WWII is hard to forget.

It could have killed giant sewer crocs if it was in NYC. PETA did it.

When's Larry King going to interview the Mercedes?

I think it was the French. We've been ignoring them lately

That would explain why it was an abject failure of a carbombing

My fellow gutettes: brilliant posts, to a man.

Greg: Good lord, a kiss on the lips with tongue for this essay.

It couldn't have been the French.

It was filled with nails, not white flags...

So, one of the mercedes got a parking ticket? And then it was towed. And then it was discovered to full of propane tanks, gasoline (err petrol), and nails?

I didn't know the Mercedes they used had such spacious trunks (err boots)?

Or did the London Parking Enforcement Division just assume the blanket in the back was just covering George Michael?

Hey, did you hear the one about the retarded Jihadi that tried to blow up a car?

He burt his lips on the tail pipe!



*silence*



Thank you, all be here all weekend!

natesnake: that joke was old when I was young. Still funny though. And make sure the waitresses are taken care of because they take care of you.



wankette: danke



Longshanks: Oh snap!

I'm kinda leaning towards the

french as well. Nothing says 'Carbecue ' like a couple of propane tanks inside the car . Mmmmmmmmm carbeque.......

you sir are a freaking nutbag... and you sir are the enabler that will get yourself and others killed... Blair a terrorist? you're a nutbag... a bag full of nuts...



you wear your lunacy on your sleeve sir, and it looks like a mustard stain...

They have a suspect named Dhiren Barot.

With any luck British soccer hooligans will find him before the police do.

A video showing hoards of Britons beating a man to death in the street might change the perceptions of undisclosed terrorist cells.

You want to play like barbarians? We can play like barbarians too.

If you're talking about Greg, Kris, that's not mustard, its urine. But don't freak out. Its not like its his own urine.

"that joke was old when I was young."



That may have been the first joke I remember from youth.

Nate,

just give him to the gals in the Louisiana beauty school. They know what to do with rabid animals.

PARIS will get bombed tonight



It's friday.



She'll also get stuffed repeatedly, and then enjoy a fine meal.

I assume Krisidious really likes man-sack since he can only focus on Greg's nutbag. And the stain probably did cum from Krisidious. At least, he wished it did.

Cthulhu: One nigth in Paris makes the hard man herpetic... (sung to the song One Night In Bangkok...)

It's tough to be angry with 4/5ths of your head missing, that's worth a try.

Another slab of genius. (and I'd take wankette up on that offer).

4/5ths of your head missing? That sounds like a botched circumcision to me!

Hell yeah I'd be angry!

Oh, how I wish you were wrong, Greg, but I know too many will believe parts of that, if not all of it. I trust you found these claims.

Though it does seem like FNC was virtually tit-flashing, in the hopes of something, the British with sympathetic commentary on their feelings.

Terrorism complacent people are morons. The fact that a terrorist attack doesn\'t happen every time there is a warning of one, or during periods of high alert, does not mean government is lying to you. We don\'t just need to be wary of complacency, we need to tell the complacent to stop being stupid.

So that's why my order of nails didn't show up.



I want a refund.

Huff post commentors are dumber than Gawker's.

I'm so glad I don't read Kos..

MARKCA, you just might hold the key to determining whether or not the French were involved!!

what kind of nails were in your diverted shipment - were they pale pink with white tips, by any chance?

Longshanks - It was filled with nails... french nails. The kind you get at a salon, applied by a pushy Asian lady that have a spiffy white line at the tip. They refer to that line as "Maginot".



Scratch zee eyes out!

"Huff post commentors are dumber than Gawker's."



Especially JimmyTee!

The Maginot Massacre!

Sacre Bleu!

Zey are more zinizter than first believed!

Thank goodness it didn't happen in NYC.. I mean, the CHUDs are hardly recovered after 9/11!



Won't anybody think about the CHUDs?

Otis,

I just checked on them - they're fine

they also send their regards, appreciate your concern and would like to know when you'll be back for a visit (the little CHUDsters really miss you!)

The Israeli Volkswagen...coming soon to Britain!



www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnL-7x4n4d8

So...any bets on how long it's going to be before one of them terror-apologists use one of them points without the slightest bit of irony? I'm particularly fond of number 6

PRESS ON, Apply directly to your Bomb

this is still no reason for Big Brother CC TV in America



those cams are for the clean-up crew at best

JimmyTee's in a league all his own.

That was an excellent P.C. list you provided, Mr Gutman. This insignificant little bomb scare in Limeyland will be over by the weekend. I watch MSNBC TV so was kept informed about Princess Di's birthday and not scarey stuff like on that propaganda FOX TV.



We need to face a real fear: Global Warming...before we fall into the ocean.



where can i get that license plate that Gov. was talking ab...

Darth -How about CC TV on public streets if the "cleanup" involves getting their faces on tape and being able to track where they came from?



Worried about Big Brother? Reconsider being connected to the net... or even having a computer for that matter.

Wait, what are you talking about?

I thought they tracked the criminals with Google World View

My mom hates his SHOW and LOVED this...

It was those evil militant Christian Cub fans

OMG - can you imagine? Late breaking news: None of the suspects are British!!! They are all from middle-eastern/Asian decent. Go figure.



Geez, and I did so like the conspiracy theroies... if ONLY we were that organized.



Cus - you from Chicago area? I'm southwest of Chi-town!

Sorry, typo.. cubs