They're just going to build gas stations, fast food restaurants and strip malls along the main entrances and exits along the corridor. Now, if they'd replace the corridor with a light rail system, or at the very least make it toll corridor with EZ-Pass, they'd cut down on the worst effects of all those animals in one place.

How can a plant flee? Make like a tree and leave?

Considering Austrailia is mostly desert.... good luck with that Aussies.

May I suggest we do the same thing with California. Somebody should cleanup that mess!

AJ: What are we gonna make a corridor to Oklahoma?

We already have a corridor in Ca. It's called the border.

cal: Well played.

Just riffing here, but if you crossed a 911 conspiracy wingnut (truther) with an environmentalist wingnut (tree-hugger), would the result be called a 'treether', a 'tru-hugger', or a 'trugger'?



Tues. afternoons are slow for me.

Trugger sounds dirty.

Then Trugger it is!

I propose true-thugger. It addresses their sense of fairness & good manners.

Trugger has been seconded, let the motion carry.

You've got game, Skip.

Perhaps Al Gore can oversee the project and, if we're really lucky, get eaten by a kangoroo in the process.

Maybe Rosie O'Donnell would like to decorate it and "Gay" it up.

Where did you find that picture of "Joy Behar"?

Joy has said that she spends hours in makeup.

She spend hours in makeup and still looks like that?

And that picture reminds me of the Rolling Stone cover of Goracle, that got all the attention for his socked up bulge. He is swamp thing, right? Chief Trugger

Dick Durock may have played Swamp Thing but Joy IS Swamp Thing.

Powwow-- I thought the story was that he had a boner.



btw, how about "tree-fuckin' douchebugger"?

If Joy is Swamp Thing then what is Rosie? King Kong? Godzilla?

And how many years does she spend in makeup?

Rosie's expressions can be captured by that gentle beast Gamera. Of course, Gamera with indegestion would be more like it.



Rosie wears makeup? Didn't know they made a trowel that big.

DogonCrack - Can't let Al Gore be in charge of this one. Apparently he does not care about the fate of wildlife. This week he got outed for feeding endangered fish to the guests at his daughter's wedding. Glaciers trump Seabass.



The world's got a fever! Pass the Giant Panda Steaks!

I've seen this somewhere else before...

Can't quite remember where, must be deja vu.

Shannan - All the more reason why he should be food for wildlife.

There was one good thing about Swamp Thing: Adrienne Barbeau breasts.

Two good things.

And no Bea Arthur around to completely kill the vibe, either.

Bea Arthur was a beauty in her day when she wore native garb. She often muses why burqas went out of style, as do we.

Burqas went out of style because of all those filthy Jews and Christians. Hooray for JIHAD!!! DIE YOU INFIDELS!!!

This thread has gone to pot. Bea Arthur, Joy Behar, Rosie...yikes Make my Panda steak medium rare, with a side of spotted owl pie

BTW Rosie isn't really a lesbian. She's only with another woman because she knows that no man on earth would touch her with a ten foot pole. As a matter of fact, I recently purchased a ten foot pole just so I could NOT touch her with it. The pole itself has expressed it's eternal gratitude.

Rosie should pursue a career in bad Japanese cinema. The body of Gozilla, the face of Gappa and the personality of Rodan. Oh my!

Rosie would never fit in with the Japanese as they are highly educated and she, as we all know, is the most ignorant person in the history of humanity. She may however find GAINFUL employment working alongside illegal immigrants.

On The Critic they made Roseanne into Godzilla, so Rosie would have to be another monster. It's only appropriate that Rosie's favorite entertainer is Mecha-Streisand.

The Blob maybe? But on second thought, we wouldn't want to hurt The Blob's feelings by making such a cruel comparison.

timdub: Rosie can be Mothra.

But where are we going to find the magical twins that sing and summon Mothra (so we can throttle them)...



Yeah, yeah, Monster Island. We can take a carbon offset private jet there can't we?

As long as it's made of recyclable materials.