Hear, Hear, Gut!



The only way this Gregalogue could have been any better is if it had been delivered by Fox News' Miss Suzanne Sena.



Then it would have been Senasational!

So did Bin Laden go to Columbia University or something? His ravings sound like the outdated kind of Che-sucking commie crap that has been roundly, soundly disproven by history...



Seriously, his rant could have come from any random petulant fucktard plucked from some poseur poetry slam cafe in Greenwich Village...

A fine antidote to the crap I just listened to Rachel Sklar spew on O'Reilly tonight. She's defending the "right" of Hollywood to put out films like "Redacted" (about the rape of an Iraqi girl by American soldiers; soldiers who are now serving life sentences), and she offers the puny "Then don't go see it" defense.

Normally I don't think of that as a crap reason, but coming in the midst of the Hollywood pile-on, it just infuriates me.

And, p.s., how did she ever get a job that required her to speak? Oh wait -- I've seen her. I get it.

p.s. Kisses to Dog, Doc, and Pow; and a middle finger to Dark, who didn't even notice that I was gone...

The last paragraph of that Gregalogue made me shed several tears... Beautiful!

If Olbermann were simply just an asshole would be one thing. But the vitriol and nonsense that spews from that smirking fart is bordering on dangerous.



He's a Clinton/Dean/Soros's patsy, now setting up Gen. Petreaus as a bush stooge. It's aide de camp for obl, and now that NBC is putting him on Sunday Night Football, to showcase his BS is intolerable.



Welcome back Wankette

Brilliant!

Nice one Gregster.

It's OK if it takes us a little longer to kill Bin Laden. He still has a date with eternal damnation.

In the meantime I'm sure he spends many sleepless nights not exactly sure whom he can and can't trust, and wondering exactly when a laser guided missile will come flying up his butt ala Musab al-Zarqawi.

But get him we will...

Osama is one who truly learned the lesson of Vietnam.....play the left wing media of the United States and get on the good side of progressives in this country and victory is assured...just like water and wind will erode mountains over time into plains....the steady drip..drip...drip of leftist propaganda spewed both by the liberal/progressive media and by Al Qaeda will do its job.

Now I say we need to raid Pakistan's goat supply and deprive Bin Laden both of food and goat porn.....I say send in 4 divisions......the 101st airborne and then its mutton for months...barbq them up...light the grills....make the sauce and then on the way out....have a B-2 bomber drop about 15 bunker buster bombs with 250 kiloton tactical nukes in the mountains of Waziristan...surprise

Wise words Doc, have you been fitted for your burka yet?



Seriously, I wonder if we have any national will left to persevere. As 911 comes around, most people forget. Those towers should have been rebuilt to stick it to al queda, but no, too much PC, second guessing and backbiting.



There is so much trouble, in too many places. It beggars the imagination.

Yeh it does.....doesn't it? Then let the orgy begin.......hehehe and no goats....

AuthorJack: Thinking of that horrible day, 9-11-01, it is close to unbearable. For the life of me, I don't see any rhyme or reason why so many Americans have the same views as UBL.

It's really quite tragic. Wish I had something funny to say but I'm truly afraid for this once strong, proud country.

sleepy

I agree...but if I can't laugh at least sometimes.....would be too depressing....there is so much hatred for Bush and conservatives by progressives; that the democrats seem not to care if our country goes down the tubes as long as Bush and the republican party are destroyed...I wonder how they will react when al qaeda sets off a nuclear weapon here and kill millions

ooo I just watched the Sklar/O'Reilly debate on the rerun....she refused to comment about Roosevelt enforcing censorship on the media during WWII, other that saying we have "evolved" and "times are different"..she didn't have the "balls" to criticize Roosevelt directly, but tried to justify the movie using an "around the barn" typical BS progressive tactic;she could not name ONE positive...

hollywood film about the Iraq war......ignorant idiot

Sklar needs a good dose of goat porn ,,,,,,,,,,,,,hehehehe

DoctorS: I saw the same show. She also put words in BO's mouth by saying he wanted to censor the movies. She's beyond annoying.

sleepy: Have you seen the latest Zogby poll. 42% of registered Dimocrats believe the government either knew about or planned 9-11. So it's not that they forgot or any

thing. They just think we don't have a real enemy. Beside BushitlerhaliburtonCo.



That's where Sklar and her fellow HuffPoseurs come in. And the DailyKossacks. They Know no bounds.

"Bin Laden isn't just a terrorist. He's worse. A liberal!"

Any criticism of Cindy Sheehan, Schmuck Shumer, Harry Reid, Rosie, Keebler Kucinich, et al-no matter how treasonous their rant–is invariably met with "how dare you question my patriotism?!"

for all that bin Laden`s done & all that he represents, at least he admits which side he`s on–I guess that means he just has more integrity, huh?

jd: early parole? have missed your rants.



bin Laden is taking over Ron "Big Bird" Paul's campaign next week. that's in the video. Might just be an ugly rumor

PowWow, you big flirt!

Actually, I had stopped by John Edwards` house for a lecture on poverty, accidentally went through the wrong door and discovered a 3rd America!

I had expected the mansion to be obscenely large but in reality, "vulgar" would be a compliment!

I heard he hired poor people to carry everyone around from one end of the house to the other.

holy crap, Patti Ann is HOT as a redhead

i mean SUPER HOT



didn't recognize her at all



was disappointed she hated on 50 though



but wow

I really hope that the left in this country can see through this pandering crap. Like UBL wouldn't blow them up in a New York second, anyway.



Of course, put hope in one hand and sh_t in the other and see which fills up first.

Maybe we should all take UBLs advice and convert to Islam. That way we could have all the liberals beheaded and they couldn't complain about it. After all, we would just be doing what our religion asks of us. They wouldn't be "intolorant" of that, would they?

What the retards on the left will never understand is that we are the best friends they have in this world. If it wasn't for us, they wouldn't even be alive much less have the right to spew their ignorance and deceit.

A bunch of the libs, Olberman, Maher, Schumer, Kucinich, ad infinitum, should sue OBL's writers for plagiarism.

If Olby and Maher weren't aliens, I would've had them for breakfast a long time ago.

POWWOW: That is truly unbelievable! So, hatred of Bush Admin. trumps love of country. Is that the bottom line? The libs will ruin this country for their blind hatred of Bush and Republicans. They are like a growing cancer that needs to be stopped.

keekng: hee hee.........I want some courageous reporter (snicker) to ask all these Dem politicians and self appointed liberal mouth pieces if they agree with what UBL said. Specific questions...on the record.

The direct comparison between Osama's tape and Olbermann's rant against congressional Democrats from July, for not cutting off funding for the surge, via audio from John Gibson's Friday radio show:

tinyurl.com/2h2fnj

(BTW -- Keith tried to convince his viewer last night that Osama sounded like Sean Hannity.)

sleepyhead : Their hatred for Bush and Republicans is really misdirected anger rooted in the fact that their digusting excuse for a hero got impeached.

Wankette: Damn girl, I missed you. Now take that middle finger back. And no I am not suggesting anyone eat it.



bin Laden is scum, but unlike liberals in this country he does believe in somehting. It is crazy, antithetical and backwards. But I do not doubt he believes.

Just watch, He'll put a endorsement for Hillary, since Bill wouldnt shoot him when he had the 10-15 or so chances.

Okay, last night's "Red Eye" made me giggle myself into a little ball. The little sparring between Bill and Greg. Mike Baker freaking everyone out. That little British actress kind of going WTF is up with this show. Andy being interrupting by everyone and fighting with the Gawker girl. Hilarious.

chickadee : I don't think Emily Gould will be making any more appearances.

I should hope so, DogOnCrack. She was completely not funny (as opposed to Andy & the rest). What was up with her anyway?If she goes, so should that Rachel Sklar woman. Why do they put completely unfunny women on there, when there's Janice Dean, Courtney Friel and Julie Banderas?

Apparently Emily didn't have time to change after her bartending gig.

chickadee : Greg is just trying to be fair by having libs like Gould and Sklar on the show but Levy got seriously pissed off last night. I think that means something considering his foreknowledge of previous firings. Janice, Courtney and Julie are some of the best choices.

Jim : That hair did make her look like something you'd see at a redneck bar. I don't even want to think about those tattoos.

Well, you can see in the body language of some liberals who come on the show that they really want to go into some sort of reflexive anti-Fox rant just because they're on Fox, but don't pull the trigger all the way because of how absurd it would look and sound in the middle of "Red Eye". So instead, you get grumpy snarking like Emily's act last night.

I don't know about the rest of you but I would love to see Domenica Davis on the show again. Yum Yum.

I would love, love, love if Ann Coulter would make an appearance. She and Bill would be a hoot together. Have her on with a couple of the lib babes, I would pay to see that.

yeh...mud wrestling between Coulter and Sklar.....hehehe...the a Royal Rumble mud wrestling match between the Fox news babes vs the MSNBC newsbabes

yeh...mud wrestling between Coulter and Sklar.....hehehe...the a Royal Rumble mud wrestling match between the Fox news babes vs the MSNBC newsbabes

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Chat room time!

"bin Laden is scum, but unlike liberals in this country he does believe in somehting. It is crazy, antithetical and backwards. But I do not doubt he believes."



Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an _ethos_....

Great job Greg!

"Here we go Marching to Mars....On a rainbow bridge, it don't seem very far...:

sleepyhead: It is sad to see the Che-Chomsky lib-chimp professors bad mouth our government badly like they do...

If only the chit would really roll downhill.

Some of the above was inspired from u 2 Doc. hehe

Thank you and I'll be here all week folks!!



Those professors that get educated here in the U.S. then try to spin a great ball of subterfuge, should be shot. IMO.

"We got to learn how to listen, before we learn to talk

We got to learn how to crawl, befor we learn to walk

If you want a little peace, sometimes you got to fight

We got to walk through the darkness

Before we stand in the light"

Patti Ann was great on Saturday morning's show!

Hot and funny! plus smart!

Need to have her back again and soon. Put her into the regular rotation with Rebecca Gomez, Julie Banderas and Janice Dean.

Patti Ann was great last night and she interacted well. One of the better shows.

For a man who hates capitalism so much, I thought OBL did a mighty fine ad for Just for Men.

I have to agree about Patti Ann Browne (I was expecting her to be stiff and now I'm a fan)...definitely a good show.

Was this latest rant by Binnie meant to scare me? It was just DNC talking points, except the taxes part. I start laughing looking at that beard and crap under his nose. Yeah right I'm going to run right out and buy a Burka and prayer rug. Piss be upon him.

He thinks that Americans will embrace Islam? He really is

living in a cave.

I like Patti Ann Browne too! If sexy were sugar, I'd love to sprinkle her all over my corn flakes!

More Patti Ann! More Patti Ann!

And I want to thank all those protesters who frustrated Geraldo on Saturday night. Yes they're all weirdos, but anyone who aggravates Geraldo is doing God's work. He's such an a**hole!!!

Wow, probably the best Greg-a-logue yet!

spaceagent : I too loved the protestors but not because they aggravated Geraldo. I was just amused by their stupidity.

Best. Gregalogue. Ever.

NEWS ALERT!!! In response to recent statements by the Unicorns expressing an interest in Roach porn, Al Gore has issued a Fatwa calling for Jihad against them. Professer Gore claims that Roaches are a major contributor to carbon emissions. In a related story, several illegal immigrants have defected to Canada.

OK, I've obviously missed something here. What happened to Whorealdo saturday night?

The 911 disbelevers crashed his live telecast.

DANG MAMMY, I MISSED IT! Maybe it will show up on youtube.

Thanks UM.

Yeah, Fox ain't giving it up yet...

I found this video from Johnny Dollar with the highlights from Gerarldo. Really entertaining!



www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWy7BKtYFmQ

Retsin: Wow! That was a perfect demonstration for America to see all the left wing nut jobs out there. I wonder if they're only going after shows on FOX or all the media outlets?

Since we're on the topic of truthers great column by Mark Steyn trutherism attacked



tinyurl.com/29rcee

word is that UBL thought about quoting sean penn and that penn had in turn requested to be included in his next video clip...and by the way hasn't UBL ever heard of YouTube...he'd get much more play that way. and i do love his fake beard. he looks like a character from team america:world police.

Sleepyhead: Hmmm, I don't know if they're just targeting Geraldo, Fox or what. It'll be interesting to see if anything else happens. Geraldo was really starting to lose his cool, though.

Since they showed up so late in he show, I think one or a couple maybe happened to see him setting up to do the show outside. Then word spread and as left-tards do, they got their signs and bingo. Unless they hang out harassing people at Fox building all day. Which is possible.

Now I'm no Geraldo fan, but here's a video of him responding to the truthers. One problem, they're using it as ammo.



tinyurl.com/2jpfls

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My response to ole black beard, I'm hanging out the biggest flag I have on Tuesday.

Osama Bin Laden (D-Waziristan).





That is all.

Thanks PowWow, funny clip.

"Ask questions, it's your right." Just don't get p.o.'ed when you don't get the answer you wanted. hehe

I thought it was Osama Bin Laden (D-Dirkadirkastan). Muhammad jihad!

Thanks for the bonus Gregalogue. As always well put. Lost a HS classmate in the south tower on 9-11 who worked for Cantor Fitzgerald, so I have a personal interest in getting rid of all the jihadies. And please consider the following for frequent addition to the "legs" chair: Courtney Friel, Suzanne Sena, and the incomparable Leann Tweeden. Have a heart. It's tougher in Alaska.