Other than Alec* & Adam, how do these Baldwins keep getting frickin' work?

*complete asshat, but the man can act.

Blondes are overrated.

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"Squirrels are just rats with sexier tails"

that, and they hold nuts in their cheeks

Samantha Judge; if good looks were a gavel, I would bang her in front of some lawyers.



And if we suddenly can not hunt squirrels, where the hell are vittles gonna come from. Vittles don't make themselves!

They serve squirrel at some high-end restaurants, believe it or not.

Why'd you have to let Samantha out of the basement? Chain her back up to the radiator!

MissMac: I concur.



Lamont: Hollywood loves those Baldwins.



(so and so) if good looks were a dead gerbil, I would bury them in my backyard... under a garden gnome.

Alec's best role was in Team America, imho.

Personally... the need to BE a blonde is overrated...



If good looks were a halloween costume... I'd put myself inside of her and go show the neighborhood children.

Sounds like a great show!

So is Red Eye going to do a spooky Halloween show tomorrow? Are Greg, Bill, Andy and guests going to wear costumes?

I always thought the meat inside those fried dumplings at chinese restaurants were squirrel. I'm still think that.

I wonder if squirrel is halal?

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Get Liz Claman on the show. She's the redhead on Fox Business. She also went to UC Berkeley. Did you know her?

MissMac: Dunno, but I bet it could be falafel.

Whose turn is it to bring the houseboys to this party?

"Other than Alec* & Adam, how do these Baldwins keep getting frickin' work?"



Adam isn't a Baldwin brother, maybe why Jayne was such a great character.

Samantha Judge: If brains and beauty were a trumpet I'd blow her at a concert.

Its Red Eye, like Infomercials, but 2hr later

So this means the Cool Ranch Peppercorn Squirrel Wrap at the Applebee's in New Brunswick is off the menu, I guess?



And I do hope Wednesday's Halloween "Red Eye" is done live from Greg's basement with the proper dress-up attire. In fact, I probably wouldn't even let Samantha go home tonight, and just have her stay over in the houseboys' corner.

MARTHA?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! woohoo!

skussozomrov: Down boy, down.

"I wonder if squirrel is halal?"

Halal and Kashrut are very similar, but of course now we're talking Arabic and Jewish, so people will probably end up fightin over this...oh yeah, nevermind.

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For every one else; A little lead based squirrel never hurt anybody.

Wendi McLendon-Covey and Martha MaCallum!!!!! Joy to the world.



I started watching Reno 911 after seeing her on RedEye. I LOVE that show.

Amen EJs, has anyone gotten a redeye flash lately, i missed fri and haven't found it on foxnews.com or received the em

UM: thanks. I have temporary setbacks but other than that no problems.



Shannan: Reno 911 is freat. The commentaries on the DVD are as funny as a clown car full of himalayan gerbils.



Redeye, it's like Reno 911, and we've all got short shorts on

I recall an old study from the NIH. They gave squirrels megadoses of marijuana to link THC to Glaucoma treatment. Unfortunantly, all they learned was that the squirrels had a tendancy to play with their nuts rather than store them :)

ED should be on too, she and Greg really go at it in the morning. Next week, ED is moving into the 2pm spot, according to a caller on the Radio Factor today. The caller posted on the Fox & Friends Fan Club and that's how I know.

I still haven't got the Red Eye newsletter. For some reason, I'm getting the GretaWire instead.

I'd eat a Sequoia-full of lead squirrels to see Samantha Judge dance, skirt pulled over her head, on the table next to Greg.

DarkUrthe, put the gavel down and back away from the hottie. Nice n' slow, now, and nobody will get hurt. Oh, and watch out for your zipper.

[ Dave ]: Liz Claman on Red Eye. I'd give Greg a hickey for that.

hmmmm Squirrel porn? Pornus Rodentia.........I smell a rat with fur....MissMac.......blonds are great but then so are brunettes and so are redheads........I am an equal opportunity male...LOL

"...For some reason, I'm getting the GretaWire instead."



So you're the one. She's very appreciative.

I know DogOnCrack usually does this but....



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Chat during RedEye...people are always there. Houseboys not included.

Pow - There is a Reno 911 DVD?? I am intrigued. BTW Congrats on the BOSOX.

Missmac - you may be right about blondes. Alls I know is that 6 years ago I decided to dye my forever blonde hair to brown (closest to what I thought I was naturally) and when I arrived in the office on Monday men acted like the flag should be lowered to half staff. A grief councelor should have been called. The only and I mean ONLY man who loves it is my husband. So natch it is still brown.

Shannan: does the carpet match the drapes?

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Get you asses in here or you'll be next on my plate.

Shannan; Every season up til 4, and the movie Reno 911:Miami.



And thank you. There was a big deal today. Duck boats involved.

"Shannan: does the carpet match the drapes?"



When it didn't I heard no clashing complaints. Now they just install vinyl flooring to avoid such faux pas'.

Shannan, you're always the pragmatic one. (My question was meant in jest, of course. Apologies if it was out of line).

Any time I can help a squirrel get his nut...I'm there!

hhhmmmm I don't think that means what I ment that to mean...Oh well!

Just for the record I like girl squirrels. ;P

Most people say my squirel and dumplings are better than their mama's. I think its pretty darn good. Tastes a lot like coon.

It's still not as good as deep fried rattlesnake.

EJ - I know you were joking. But, I decided to get my jollies answering it. I am ALL about self-jollying.

See, I'm shocked that people in Jersey eat their own squirrels. I thought they only hunted PA squirrels.

Samantha Juggs, WOW!



Is there any way you can make Samantha Juggs a permanent fixture in my living room? Is there any way you can make Bill stand on his head for an entire show?

MissKrista: I have it on good authority that some people in Jersey eat their own feces, particularly in the northern part. In the southern part, the uncountable toxic waste dumps have made the squirrels hunt the humans. You can't carry a gun in NJ, so the squirrels have the upper paw for now.

The Pine Barrens is a scary place. Just ask Paulie Walnuts and Christopher.

Shannan: thanks for the faux visual, oh jolly(ing) one. I'd jolly myself but my ophthalmologist forbids it.