And these fuckers have nukes????

Hey now, we shouldn't judge. John Kerry did that too.

So did Slick Willy.

"When reached for comment on the blessed day the groom responded; 'My friends, if you need me I'll be in my lab.'"



I kept telling my cousin that his unhealthy obsession with furry art would lead to dogfucking. Now at least I can tell him where to go IRL where it would be accepted.

Well I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase "my wife's a dog". Had to get that one in before someone else did.

On a special nights they get to do it human style?

Has Michael Vick thought of this?

Give Mr. Selvakumar a little credit - HIS dog is cuter than Hillary, and probably doesn't nag as much. And doesn't want to run a country.

His dog also (hopefully) drags its as down the driveway slightly less.

Space: Are you suggesting Michael Vick kill women?

Where do you get killing women from?

Yeah, she's a dog and all, but does she cook? A good curried chicken dish makes up for a lot don'tchaknow.

EvilAlienVampireCommieBitch could be a gourmet chef and my ten foot pole would still shake in terror.

Space: I was goofing on Michael Vick killing dogs and to make up for it the fool would probably kill women. Mark that as a joke that pancaked.

I bet this poor guy is thinking that life's going to be all Tail Wags and Face Licks from here on out. Ten bucks says he'll be the one tipping over the trash cans, chasing the cats and nursing the puppies come springtime.

Bitches is all the same....

Dark, I thought it might be a joke but I just missed it. Not the first time!

It would be great if Greg could have Mr. Selvakumar and the Mrs. on Red Eye one night. We could get an update on how the happy couple are getting along.

Space: It was not a great riff on my part. However, I think the dog could get into a TV studio, given it is a service animal.

At least the fur coat came with the bride's dowery (though I suspect she's one of those hypocritical bitches who wears fur but is a big PETA supporter).

Man his wife really looks like a dog.

I'd hate to sleep next to that bitch.

...this is just too rich.

Nothing is sacrosanct - even nursery rhymes, i.e., knick knack paddy whack, give your dog a bone, has a new and disturbing image.



and does this mean that Jugdish at the local quick-e-mart will feature Alpo on stick v. the venerable turbo dog. And where does this put the cow on the hindustani pecker order?

Alpo slurpues! Delish!

Authorjack - Har!

If you ever tried to get Dell customer service, you'd understand that these guys have been dating canines for years. That's why they usually bark after every consonent, and you can understand them so well.

He's one of the few guys who can boast that his wife walks around naked all the time. And on all fours.

Alternate header: The Malady And The Tramp

He'll be left with a real son of a bitch to carry on his family name.

Have the Dark Ages returned? Man that's some serious guilt!

I definitely don't want to see anyone "wag the dog" on this one.

I hope this dogma repairs his karma.

as usual, good one sawbuck



Red Eye - It's like dog schtuping in new delhi, but were current with our shots

What a mangy, flea-ridden mutt. The dog doesn't look to healthy either.



They plan to honeymoon at the Jiff peanut butter factory.

I wonder if he had to ask the dog's father for her paw in marriage. It would be the right thing to do.

Does that picture strike anyone else as a live version of a Gary Larson cartoon?

Old saying:

A Man who treats his wife like a dog

Has no place to bury his bone at night

Lamont: I hope they use creamy, the chunky chafes. Well, that is what I heard.

okay message to all men.



Nobody except this guy ever again gets to use the phrase



"Wow I never should have married the bitch."

Or any variation



It's his now.

But, Pow, I beseech you. I said the same exact words, some twenty years ago. Guess it teaches me for marrying a golden retriever

As Frank Sinatra once sang, "Thats why the lady is a tramp."



I can not wait for the pictures of the newliweds eating spagetti and wind up kissing after sucking down the same noodle.

Don't forget they were also registered at Kwik-E-Mart, with headquarters high up in the mountains of India.

jack: up until the marriage everone is okay. Just now he owns it. Hope he trademarked it.



Dark: Is that the lead up to the inevitable sex tape?



from cursed to semi charmed. Ain't love grand...

What's next? Doggie Divorce court?



Man/Dog hybrids?......Favorite Movie is Benji.......well maybe doggie sex for pig ears

Wedding song was probably How much is that doggie in the window?

Anybody got dibs on: "That's a very heartworming story"?

"The former stray dog named Selvi - now officially known as Mrs Selvakumar - was chosen by the man's family"

Though not their first choice, it seems that Leona Helmsley`s dog inherited an unlisted #



PS: sawbuck - kudos on dogma/karma line!!

"it seems that Leona Helmsley`s dog inherited an unlisted #"



Ah barking up the wrong tree, as it were.



Good to see you jd

Dog-gone it! I wish other countrys would send more of their people to school! This man should have something else in life to look forward to other than this bitch!

Hey, BowWow – thanks for bona Fido, worm welcome!

[G-d help me...]



Speaking of wrong tree, between Writer`s Guild strike & upcoming primaries, we should really get to work on the Kucinich sitcom scripts! The networks only have a limited amount of programming pre-taped and early primaries mean Denny-boy will be back baking cookies before you know it

jd: you're more than welcome. Always a pleasure.



And I haven't forgot about Krazy Kucinich. I'm ready when you are. He's left us ample material to work with.