I'll bet Heather went bar hopping on New Year's Eve.

Is it just me or do her breasts look like two poorly parked Volkswagon Beetles?

barbara bach also had the benefit of appearing with ringo in the classically bad movie, "caveman."

and with all that money couldn't she have gotten a better boob job? who did that, the guys at the local body shop?

Funny that Sir Paul would be stuck up enough to not give her vast amounts of money she did not earn.



Those selfish rich people.

Heather Mills puts the "strange" in estranged.

I had to look up "fantasist" though. Big words often confuse me. A fantasist is apparently "one who creates fantasies." I though maybe is was one who was a fan of roock stars.

I guess that word isn't used as much in the colonies.

FYI.. it was another great Saturday showing for Red Eye, beating out CNN, MSNBC and Headline News in the time slot:

www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/ratings/the_scoreboard_saturday_dec_29_74134.asp

If Sir Paul had any cajones, he'd take away her prosthesis and stick his '61 Hoffner bass on her stump. That way, men could finally play her.

Penny Lane is a good lick, or I am the walrus - coo coo ja coob

Just remember for any gold mining operation to be successful, Mills are required.

Then she said and God bless Us Everyone. It's like she's trying to make a present day Christmas Carol. Bob Cratchit, Tiny Tim, and Ebenezer Beatle.

Ya know, everytime Heather opens her mouth she sticks her one good foot in it! Sometimes her fake one gets stuck in there too! I still don't get what the attraction was for Paul. One of the mysteries of life I suppose.

Re:breasts



I noticed that too.

I think it's the fake leg -- it's shorter than the real one, so it sets off her entire body symmetry.

It's not just the boobs either, look at her face, it's a friggin Dali painting.

"I still don't get what the attraction was for Paul."



Well, you take off that fake leg, and there's a lot more you can do with a girl.

I blame it on Sting. With all his "tantric" BS he set a freaky sex standard that all other aging rockstars are chasing.

Plus, there really are not many good looking women in the UK.

Most look like Wallace and Gromit characters.

Poor little Beatrice. She must be stumped with all of this..

Or Gimp, the brits could look more like the bar scene in star wars, without the good teeth.

And to quote sting: "I don't wanna be no fuddyduddy. I'm thinking in a brand new way." The man rivals yeats, keats or one of dem crazy english/irish poets. Genius!

"I knew a chap with a wooden leg named Smith"

"What was the name of his other leg?"

Those boobs of hers look like they're at war with one another. She could use a re-rack.

I was all up for a boob comment, but I'm pretty sure I can't top any of the ones already made. She's probably a true bitch, but if she wanted me to put my head between them and blow raspberries on her chest, I could probably bring myself to do it.

Cone: Sometimes you just have to do a motorboat for the team.

As I said in a much earlier post, she can always get a job at IHOP

Sort of shocked Heather did not want to name her daughter Peg.

Enough aboutthe leg. Looking at her pic and those round plastic breasts, left vs. right, she could call herself "Wun Hung Lo"

Or, Tit Tu Hai

Nice Yoko homage there, TAS! You wordsmith, you.

"Nice Yoko homage there..."



Why... Thanks! I loves that Yoko Ono.

"Why... Thanks! I loves that Yoko Ono."



The voice of a bird.



A crow perhaps.

SuperGimp,



Forgive my ignorance and inexperience, but what exactly IS tantric sex anyway?? Sounds like something unattainable. My next question is why on Earth would anyone want to attain it with Heather Mills anyway? Her whole attitude ruins any bit of desirability she may have. Am I out of line??

P.S. Bet she has nipples the size of dinner plates!!hahaha!

Man...what a bitch...Paul is so mean. Well, you get rid of tree stumps with dynamite....maybe that is the solution...she needs a hotfoot with some TNT..

wankette beat me to it, but i must add that that is, by far, one of the funniest and most clever titles i've seen in a while. i loves me some yoko too .. no, seriously, i do.