You got it in one Greg......why kill your allies? Why Al qaeda could even organize Hollywood to take out the Republicans and then they cold put Al Franken as president and Sean Penn as Vice president.....plus add Michael Moore as secretary of food...

The only problem is that between Moore and Rosie (could make her secretary of idiots) they may eat the cabinet members

An irony is Americans pay to see these movies and in pretty much every Muslim country you can buy bootlegs of any firlm for about two dollars. Which is two dollars more than most Hollywood films merit.

"MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: TERROR AT THE OSCARS!"

I thought this was going to be about the scary encounter between Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Garner, and Gary Busse...





...if y'all missed it, you have to see it....hilarious!

"Hilary Swank's teeth"



*shudders*

When I saw the title "Terror At The Oscars" I thought Mikcael Moore went on a buffet rampage after he lost.

Jonah Goldberg, he's so smart, they're renaming the bell curve after him

Our next guest once hit a girl scout with a nine iron ouside of a woman's clothing store because she didn't have any of the mint cookies left to sell. No not Jimmy Jellinek. I was talking about Jennifer Garner.

Oh boy! Jonah Goldberg, huh? Never seen him talk but he's got this book out 'Liberal Fascism' where he connects fascism to Whole Foods. Anyone read it?



Here's an interview segment on Salon:

www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/11/goldberg/

Pow: Michael Moore is why there is no more buffets at the Oscars. The food service bill was nearly as much as it costs Bruce Villanche to write unfunny jokes.

"when my roommate, Scott the flight attendant, had an idea for a movie."



Another one of your personalities, Greg? How many does that make?



"I thought this was going to be about the scary encounter between Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Garner, and Gary Busse..."



I saw it! Busey is a hot mess

Also, Rosie O'Donnell & Michael Moore are the same person. I have made this argument before, you never see them in the same place at the same time.

"Which is two dollars more than most Hollywood films merit."

It's all about the matinee. Actually that works another way too, doesn't it?

Anna Gilligan, if beauty were a cross country trip, I'd take her back roads. The scenery is amazing in some of those places. It's worth going out of the way.

Daphne Brogdon, she's so funny they threw her out of clown college for showing off

"The food service bill was nearly as much as it costs Bruce Villanche to write unfunny jokes."



Villanche and Moore in the same comment? Nice work sir.

And I'm surprised they fit in the "character" limit.

Proof that there is no shame in that town, no shame at all -- servicemen & women introducing

what passes for documentary these days.

I was so disappointed in what Tom Hanks said -- I didn't realize he was that far left.

Wankette

check out my new blog post i just put up at the activity pit

Like i said...It's good to be the King......hehehe

"I was so disappointed in what Tom Hanks said -- I didn't realize he was that far left."

Stupid is as stupid does.

Greg - If they made a movie like that, it might be one of the few actually worth paying $10 to see....but then Bush might get the idea of sending Bruce Willis over there thinking that it would solve everything "because he saw it on TV".

Welcome to Red Eye... It's like "No Country for Old Men" -- if by 'country' you mean houseboys.

Anna Gilligan - She knows beauty like I know soundproofing walls.

Daphne Brogdon - She knows entertainment like I know back hair.

Andy's cat toy of the night is the Kitty Party House. A funhouse 3 stories tall, with a ball of yarn in each room, and a scratching pad near every litterbox your cat will be the envy of every other cat on the block. Perfect for hosting cat parties or just lounging around on a lazy day. Every cat that experiences it will love it.

I enjoy Jonah Goldberg almost as much as WFBuckley -- he's ALMOST as hot. And I enjoy WFB almost as much as I loved Joe Flaherty's impression of him on SCTV. Which is to say I REALLY like Jonah. His subject perfectly segues from our talk about Hitler-town, er, Hollywood.

Your right sinis, Joe nailed WFB perfectively, with a tinge of Bing in the mix. You were always waiting for the intellect to break into a croon.

I found the Oscars about as interesting as a dog fart. Plastic people at the pinnacle of their craft, boldly going nowhere in the realm of importance. Ah ego.

Let 'em experience sharia law.

"Stupid is as stupid does."



I saw a clip of Hanks and the military intro earlier. That about sums him up now.



Jonah Goldberg, he's so bright, high beams in new cars are now being called Jonah Goldbergs

Had an argument once with a Lefty apologist who insisted that Hollyweird doesn't deserve such criticism and is a staunch US supporter because, under Sharia law, those who work in "Tinsel-town" would be the first ones lined up aganst the wall & shot...

My response was "No...they would be the first ones on their knees in surrender, promising henceforth to be good little Muslims..."

Oh, and by the way, EricMh...I'm three chapters into "Liberal Fascism"...



...and thoroughly enjoying it.

Still...I can't help but wonder if they even MAKE burquas in Rosie O'Donnell's size?



On the other hand, your average-sized burqua might be just big enough to stuff into her mouth...



(I'm just trying to find the good in all things...)

Welcome to Red Eye!



It's just like the OSCARS, except instead of arriving by limousine; all of the guests take the subway.

It's a kind of magic.....there can be only one...

"reach up for the sunrise

put your hands into the big sky

you can touch the sunrise

feel the new day enter your life..."

Weathergals rule.........hehehe

hey Doc - I know you're a music aficionado...

but didn't Weathergals just have that one hit, "It's Raining Men"?

oh, wait - that was The Weather Girls

nevermind

You guys might want to check out my latest thread.

dogoncrack.wordpress.com

The flag is waving!

EricMh; Yeah thanks man, that's an interesting character and a more interesting book...

www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/01/11/goldberg/

Good Eats!

Wow! What a great gift idea, "Lessons from the Land of Pork Scratchings" AND "Liberal Fascism" hhhmmmm...

Awwwww Thanks, Dog - I`m flattered that you liked my idea that much!

But the real thanks go to the always inspiring wankette

in fact, I started a group on The Activity Pit earlier – you should check it out sometime!

jd : The idea was brilliant!

That applys to both you and wankette.

We have a new gag to play with!

Greg : Please have Jonah Goldberg on the show more often.

He's a genius!

My copy of Liberal Fascism came in the mail yesterday and I can't stop reading.

I have read it in three different places on the internet - so it MUST be true: Jonah Goldberg is the product of a clandestine coupling between his mum and LBJ...



Well, I believe it.