He's Jimmy Carter in a better suit. But there's no Reagan alive to overcome that today. I've actually sat in front of my TV saying go Shrillary when she starts. I do need to shower afterwards. I never thought those words would pass my lips.

Joe Escalante, he knows music like I know corporal punishment

Janine Piro, she's so bright she's used to light baseball fields for night games

See Obama's change doesn't have any backing.



If Bill talked of change we'd know he ment that big change in 1999 where he hacked off his testicles.



If Dems talk of change its the change coming from your pockets into the new tax system.



And my change is me changing out of these jeans and into a comfy tiger print nighty.

You should contact the Obama camp, let them know how your the #4 under-rated talk show host and tell him he's the #1 under-rated changer and you can discuss it.



Then you can let him know your a super delegate and represent all the houseboys whose votes he can use to beat off old Hilly, wait.

This is a great Greg-alogue. I sure wouldn't vote for Hil or Barack but I have no doubt that Hil would be the better President of the two. (which I hate because I can't stand the Clintons) There are so many peeps drunk on the Obama Kool-aid - they seem to forget that delicious fruity beverage'll kill ya.

"he's every bit as liberal as Ted Kennedy on a bender"

or a fender-bender?



I always thought "change" to Obama meant "I'm not sure exactly what I would do as president (because I don't have hardly in legitimate experience to draw from) so I'll just wing it and I'm sure it will be different and hopefully it'll turn out good"

Hillary and Obama are the same candidate, there really is no way for her to effectively attack him becuase he has charisma. She winds up looking shrill even is she is (shudder) the better candidate.



McCain on the otherhand will be free and clear to wipe the floor with Obama when the time comes to starting comparing policies and substance.

"even is she is (shudder) the better candidate."

See that's what I mean. I'd never vote for either of them. Even saying it...

Faith Salie, if good lucks were punch, I'd fill her with booze, pound her down myself, then watch as my friends had some fun

Janine Driver, she's so funny she's now used in 48 states as a cure for depression.

It shocks me to think that Hillary is actually the lesser of two evils.

It disturbs me to think that McCain is the best choice we have.

I need a drink.

If I don't wake up, it might be a blessing in disguise.

God help us.

Jeanine Piro she knows briefs like Bill knows boxers



Joe Escalante his is funnier than a clown having revenge sex with a mime.



Janine Driver she knows body language like I know body odor.

Of course, with a normal person, the screwing over Hillary's getting by the far left would make them think twice about ever associating with those people again.

With her, the thinking is how can she look at John McCain in October and say "And if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler," and make those same Obama-backing maniacal loons on the left believe it.

The thing is what is Obama going to do when he gets out of the primary contests? He caters well to the far left and has been preaching (ha) to the choir.

Well put Greg...



The fact is that the man has nothing... And the few things that he may have are scary...



It's ironic (I think)that Will Smith will play the part of Barrack Obama in a bio...



Because basically Obama is only even being considered for president because of his resemblance to Will Smith...

This is like Kang vs. Kodos from the Simpsons. Either way your planet is doomed!

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Faith Salie.. she's so hot Satanist make sacrifices in her.



Jeanine Piro...if legal expertise were a healthy diet, I'd eat her in 6 small portions a day.



Joe Escalante.. he knows Punk Rock like I know Punky Bruster. She's been living in my basement for years.

When the good Barry demands change, I think he's talking about abolishing the penny, neutralizing the nickel and disposing of the dime.

I look at the dregs running for the position and I wish we had a king... forsooth! I like Henry VIII's head severing diplomacy - it would work pretty good now.



Janine Piro is to juris prudence as I am to wretched excess

"Because basically Obama is only even being considered for president because of his resemblance to Will Smith..."

Fresh Pres of Penn Ave?

Personally, I think Obama stands for "spare" change. And, although it pains me to do so, I too, have found myself defending Hillary...ack!



Jeanine Pirro, she's so hot, pyromania is now officially known as Pirromania...



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Bill Schulz, he's mentally maturbating right now...

"...Fresh Pres of Penn Ave?..."



...Precisely!

Any kind of change is a lot better than any kind of Billary White House.

Correction: Bill Schulz, he's mentally masturbating right now...



(Sorry, I forgot how to spell for a second...defending Hillary does that to me!)



Bill Schulz, he's wearing fishnet stockings....



Jeanine Pirro, she's so sharp, she's not allowed within 50ft of balloons...



Bill Schulz, he can't wait to get the next issue of Cheese Lovers Monthly...

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I agree - very good Gregalogue, Greg.

I think either Obama or Hillary would make a terrible president. Obama is inexperienced and doesn't know what he's doing. He's a good speaker, but there's a reason why they say talk is cheap - it is. What did he do as a senator that was so special? Nothing.

And Hillary is a pathological liar (just like her hubby).

Bill Schulz - he thinks he's law clerking for Jeanine Piro.

"In TV Andy Levy's spare time he runs a food bank for malnourished cats on the weekends. With all the favorites that every cat enjoys, no cat will ever go hungry thanks to Andy and his generousity."

Be Nice - Give Mice

She once punched out a nun for taking the last of the fresh strawberries at her local Piggly-Wiggly...no, I wasn't talking about Body Language expert Janine Driver, I was, of course, refering to Oprah Winfrey...



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Jeanine Pirro - she knows the law, like I know lady parts



Bill Schulz - he thinks he's on the View right now



Joe Escalante - he knows music like I know manboobs

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Jeanine Pirro-If legal prowess were a doughtnut, I`d cover here in sprinkles, and go for the hole



Bill Schulz-he thinks the Ewok chieftains have him tied to a stick so he cannot warn the Death Star



Joe Escalante-If musical talent were a guitar, I`d pluck his G-string until it breaks

When candidates talk about change, they're refering to the small change most Americans make compared to their outrageous government perks and salaries.

John McCain was asked what he was going to wear to his innaguaration and he replied 'Depends'.

Great stuff, right on the mark, well-reasoned and insightful. Are you sure someone else didn't write it?

Be careful when you dis the hildebeest. I mean, she's run bravely through sniper fire. Sucks that those boys didn't have better equipment.

When Democrats talk about "change" and keep electing people like Nancy Pelosi, John Conyers, Henry Waxman and always scheming ways to raise our taxes...that's not change.

Barack is for change. He can call his cousins in Africa for only $0.02 a minute with pennytalk