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Has Oliver Stone done anything good since working on the script to Conan The Barbarian? I say no he has not.



Doug Benson he is funnier than a clown gettign a colonoscopy



Remi Spencer she is so adorable that kitten from the motivation posters has a poster of her hanging onto a branch



Jonathan Hoenig he know spread sheets like I know motel sheets.

"A Valentine to Fidel Castro"; that would be a great name for a band. This is shocking that Stone would make a movie critical of the President. There was a movie about radical islam called "Kazaam". Shocking.



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Remy Spencer, if she came to my seafood and butcher shop, I'd give he a fish eye.

There was a report that showed stills from the new movie with the quote \"JFK, Nixon and now Bush, Stone sure love his presidents\" Its more like, \"Wow Stone sure looks past facts and goes right for the Sun\"



He can\'t even get A or B list talent anymore. Who wants to bet James Brolin and Barbra went to him crying so his son can get a role, PATHETIC.

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P.S. Greg any chance you'll purchase 300-400 copies of your book and do a signing here in NYC? Bring your tristate Red Eye fans together.

I think Oliver Stone jumped the shark with JFK. Basing an entire film from a guy that even in JFK conspiracy circles is a loon seems off kilter.

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As usual, I doubt I will be home in time for the show...(if only it aired an hour later)...but I wish you a good show and happy mom's day to my favorite television mom: Mrs. G.

"The fact is, true controversy requires more guts than Stone has. If he had real balls, he'd do a movie about radical islam"

instead of 'balls', can you say 'cajones' in honor of cinco de mayo?



what I wouldn't do to hear Greg say cajones...



wait...scratch that...



what I wouldn't do to hear Mrs. G say cajones!

I never watch Stone's movies, in fact, I'd rather have a root canal done by a drunken dentist than watch a movie from him.

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Any word yet if Keith Olbermann was awarded the job as PA on the set of the movie?

Wait...wasn't Olbermann was going to be the technical advisor?

He's supposed to be doing controversial pieces.... Bush's presidency is about the least controversial thing out there. I can see the movie now, it's 2 hours of the words "He sucks" plastered on the screen.



If he really wanted to do something controversial....how about something on Osama, Iraq or oil (on how we're being gouged). Really start the fur flying and make it something that more...

About Remi...



she knows skullduggery like I know buggery.



Happy Mother's Day, Mrs. G

You're awesome!

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I think the last Stone Movie I liked was The Doors. But that may be b/c I ahd a "Doors Period." Doesn't pretty much every guy?

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Happy Mother's Day Mrs G!

"Basing an entire film from a guy that even in JFK conspiracy circles is a loon seems off kilter."

I did like The Seinfeld episode that came out of that though. So it did do some good.

Jnathan Hoenig, if business acumen were a genie's bottle, I'd rub him until somethng popped out and granted me a wish

Toupee!

Pow: I never had a Door Period. Now a couple girls I dated back in the day, so I guess I got my Doors fix via osmosis. I will admit I like some of their songs but not enough to ever buy an album.

So now I ask you:

Would an Oliver Stone film about Hitler be 'worse than Hitler'?

Discuss ...

My first Doors period was when I was a kid, assembling plastic models in our dark basement, alone, in the corner with a lamp

and a cheap radio playing 'Riders on the Storm'. Shit used to put me in a deep freeze.

Whatever you could say (or not say) about the Doors, at least they did stuff no one else was doing at the time. I loved Stone's Doors. Was great in a huge theater.

Maybe Oliver Stone could make a movie about how Oliver Stone's movies suck... he could blame it on the vast right wing conspiracy. I'd go see that.



Remi Spencer, she knows fishy stories like I know fishy smells.

Emerger_DG wrote: "So now I ask you:



Would an Oliver Stone film about Hitler be 'worse than Hitler'?



Discuss ..."



Only if you disagreed with it.

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Have a great weekend people!

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Bill Schulz, he doesn't have a clue...

The true subversives are conservatives - Stone shills to the 'clever' people in holly wood and the know it all liberals. It would take way more guts and honesty to portray America in a positive light.

"It would take way more guts and honesty to portray America in a positive light."

I'd love to portray America in a positive light. I'm just having trouble finding America (of old) these days. Have you seen it?

"Would an Oliver Stone film about Hitler be 'worse than Hitler'?"



I think it would then be worse than Stalin. Much more brutal.

"I'd love to portray America in a positive light. I'm just having trouble finding America (of old) these days. Have you seen it?"



The America of old was God fearing... Are you sure you want to find it?

Greg, Floved the Hannity & Colmes appearance so much, I taped it during rebroadcast & booked a reception hall.

Now that they gave Miller away to O'Reilly, YOU should be their entertainment reporter. So very glad to see you kicked that EW editor's ass. Now, that's a Celebrity Deathmatch that would be over in ten. Nanoseconds.

Happy Mother's Day, Mrs G! The Gutters adore you & wish you happiness, and flowers from your son. :-D

"The America of old was God fearing... Are you sure you want to find it?"



God-fearing is a right which I defend! I was talking more about the disintegration of our government/democracy and the lack of discourse about that in the media. No one puts it better than Bill Moyers - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Moyers

I gotta say, just the very sight of that EW cover makes my gorge rise. I can ignore the Stephen King columns & the BDS in the CD reviews (I tell you, yes!), but once a year I'm forced to look at Moore, Gore, and now this shit!

I'm mailing it back with a letter attached: "Seriously -- do you EVER remember half your readership votes Republican?"

HOLY FUCKING ASSBALLS WITH TITS! Greggy Guts on Hannity & Colmes!







My nipples are crowning.

E_DG:



Except that Moyers would gladly see democracy disintegrate in the interest of the advancement of his pet causes. The segment on the right that thinks the same is far smaller.



We never lived in a democracy to begin with, so the implication is moot. (That's not some existentialist statement, it's meant literally, our form of goverment was not, nor was it ever intended to be, a democrac...

"I'd love to portray America in a positive light. I'm just having trouble finding America (of old) these days. Have you seen it?"



Which, quite frankly, says more about your politics and knowledge of history than it does about this country.

Greg, Alan Colmes sounded truly hurt that he didn't get an invite to the Red Eye 300th show party. Perhaps to make up for it, you should invite him to go Christmas caroling at 4 a.m. Monday in Bryant Park.