Soon they're just going to be carrying billy clubs like in England, and then from there they'll just start carrying "I'm Sorry" Hallmark cards in their holster. Then from there, they'll only legally be able to say "Stop that! Stop stabbing that child, young man! Stop! I said stop!!!"

Seriously, these civil liberty groups are doing a good job of protecting civil liberties for most Americans, but last I checked, Police were American to. They're protecting NONE of their rights.



They believe that crack addicts deserve to have their gun rights protected, while cops do not. Never work for the government, because that's apparently the only job where nobody thinks you have rights...

Welcome to Red Eye, the number 1 show among men with dolphin tattoos on their ankles.



Notorious P.A.B.- If beauty were a chick flick, she would be What Women Want.



Jim Norton- If Comedy were a bad stock market, buisiness men would go home to their wives telling her about how you went down on them.

Kerry Howley- If beauty and brains were a drug, millions of rock stars will have done her in their hotel rooms.



Bill Shulz- He thinks he's added in via CGI.

Lastly, I'd like to make one major point about a law like this going into effect: New York crime dramas will never again be dramatic.



No more stand-offs, 1-on-1 gun confrontations, busting down a door while looking badass, etc.



Now they just shock him. What are we, Pikachu?

Police brutality is an American phenomena.

It does not exist anywhere else in the world. Resist arrest and mouth off; The police beat the crap out of you and/or toss you in the cooler, nobody complains. In the US, a cop looks crosswise at someone it is any number of transgressions.

Cops in the UK do not carry guns, as Greg has said that ony emboldens criminals.

Patti Anne Browne brains and beauty were a 357 magnum, I would pop a cap in her ass. Wait wouldn't that be self inflicted, my bad people.



Jim Norton if comedic genius were an everlastic gobstopper I would suck on him all day. Maybe tomorrow too. I have a sweet tooth.



Kerry Howley she is so sharp jungle foliage gets out of her way.

If Amnesty International had gotten it's way in the past, Dr. Baden would have been doing a lot more autopsies on New York City police officers.

Patti Ann Browne, she knows being gorgeous like I know being gassy.



Patti Ann Browne, if beauty were a banjo I would pluck her on the front poarch while grandpaw plays with his wood. He likes to whittle.

TV`s Andy Levy is hosting a new reality TV show called Feline Fit Club in which two groups of Chubby Kitties battle over a three-month period to see which team can lose the most weight. Andy, what is the best way to motivate these Pudgey Pussies to shed more than just a little fur?

Dr. Michael Baden - he knows cold storage like I know cold cuts. I love those deli meats!

Kerry Howley - If comedic genius were a football game, I'd grab her in the end zone and then be cited for illegal use of the hands.

Dust: Well played!

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TV's Andy Levy has founded a meditation center for over-stressed cats called Catmandu. Tell us Andy, will yoga become part of the routine at your center any time soon?

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Dr Baden, if intelligence were a bedpan I would use him all night and dump him in the morning.

Tasers are great for entertainng YouTube videos; but criminals carry guns and an officers gun is for his protection. Although, criminals are people too, I guess.



Dr. Michael Baden, he knows Y-incisions like I know why your husband has been limping lately.



Jim Norton, if humour were restricted air space, I'd get arrested after penetrating him. Totes worth it.

These people are just like the environmentalists from yesterday's Gregalogue -- they all just like hearing themselves talk. They have no point, yet they think they're right....but they just love to hear themselves speak.

Welcome to Red Eye...the #1 show among people who eat deodorant.

Bill Schulz...he thinks it's Halloween.

If sexiness was a crock pot, I'd put my meat in her in the morning and eat her in the evening when I got home.

Dr. Michael Baden....He knows rigamortous like I know rigatoni.

If these Human Rights groups had their way, a person would be arrested for resisting being assaulted by a criminal. Crazy.

Patti Ann Browne, if being gorgeous & sexy were a bowl of pudding, I'd lick her clean...and then go back for seconds...

Bill Schulz, he has skid marks on his sheets...

Welcome to Red Eye, the #1 show among people that consider insects food...

TV's Andy Levy will be releasing a set of commemorative postage stamps for cats highlighting famous felines from the past called "The First of Nine Lives". With famous stamps like Morris the Cat and Garfield, this set will be a hit with every cat in town.

A little fodder for the cannon:



www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/2110071/Trouser-snake-man-I-thought-I-would-die.html

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Greg,



I have been watching and taping the show for close to a year now.

I believe your talents and some of the top crew could follow right in line behind Jay Leno and Connan O`Brian on NBC late night.



What are you paying those agent`s for? You`re a Star man move on!



In addition, I would like to thank you, down on my knees for bringing the lovely Patty Ann Browne back on the show, wearing...

Greg !

I would like to thank you, down on my knees for bringing the lovely Patty Ann Browne back on the show, wearing a beautiful short skirt, showing the lovely body and legs as only I could image before.



Please forward this to Patty Ann, as I would like to receive an autograph photo of her in full body length.



Thank you,