And now you know the REST of the story about why that American soldier tossed the puppy off the cliff in Iraq. He was winning hearts and minds, people.

In the meantime, insensitive Scottish police have withdrawn their PSA, a German Shepherd puppy sitting on a policeman's hat. See littlegreenfootballs.com for the complete story.



The UK's march to join the caliphate continues.

I don't know about you all, but the Lane Bryant swimsuit advert on the last page is the kind of eye candy I'm looking for. The ad says sizes 14-28 and I'm guessing the model is on the higher end of the scale.

I have one simple request. And that is to have dog armies and pig armies with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently the Democratic majority in Congress informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me why I voted for you people, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?

Such worries for the sensitivities of folks who screw sheep, play polo with a goats heads and wrap up in a rotting camel carcass for warmth?



Then again I am no fan of a dogs nose in my crotch. Maybe they should train sheep or little boys to sniff for explosives.

There's an opportunity here. Sniffer Camels.

"Then again I am no fan of a dogs nose in my crotch."

Leave my exgirlfriends alone! (said in a Chris Crocker voice)

Unclean Have these people looked in the mirror??

Shannan sees sales ss sah skyyyrocketing for Skippy Peanut Butter in the international concourse canteen.

Unclean spirits?

Can't the dogs get bapitize or something? don't they deserve a chance to go to alla-land when they die?!

I think dogs should get a chance to get 72 virgins in Dog Heaven too. And by virgin I mean a dog that has not ass dragged itself across a driveway.

i mean if a woman can blow herself up...why not a dog...



im sure a rotweiler would blow himself up for 72 virgin Poodles..



i mean i would.

Good to see you back Shan.

Me thinks we should round up all our strays and airdrop them on Iran. They'll go crazy hunting down the unclean beasts, while we take out the nukes. Talk about a unique distraction.



MamaZq - isn't it time for a shave?

The unclean, poop eating, Infidel swine-dog has only himself to blame for his downfall and forfeiture of 72 bitches!!



A proper Islamic dog must follow the dietary laws and insist on Hal-Alpo products

al'Po?



I guess as long as it is a cow's lips and anus ground up into the can it is not unclean.

"al'Po?"

Dark: maybe...no one ever really knows for sure - no precise transliteration so there tend to be multiple accepted spellings for most Arabic words

[EX: Koran, Koran, Kor'an, Quran, Qu'ran, Qur'an, Al-Qur`an, Alcoran, al-Anon, Alcan, Alcoa, al'Gore, Albatross, etc. etc.]

I wonder if elderly Islamists are forced to eat al'Po.

Well, they could just grab anyone who complains and treat them to 3-4 hours of interrogation. That might cut down on complaints.

Hooray for Mum Zarq, and the Soviet anti-tank k9 unit was also a nice touch.

Al'po is the name of the dog who blew up a camp in afghanistan right now.



currently he is bathing with 72 virgins in the "dirty sea"

RustySurfing [leave it alone, Allen, just leave it alone :X]

ahem, sorry...ok



Rusty: is "the dirty sea" anything like a "dirty river"?

Allen: only in your puppies wildest dreams