I do check these blogs after someone right-leaning dies as well. I'm never really surprised. I don't think I can imagine being vindicated in my beliefs when someone dies; then again, I have a conscience and don't think that every republican deserves a heaping bucket of cancer.

RedEye, the #1 show among people who have been in the Denver drunk tank.

Bill Schulz, I want to cut his nuts off.

Anna Gilligan, if adorableness were my house, I'd come inside her during a rainstorm.

Even Sayat, he knows skewering politicians like I know screwing Polish twins. Fabian and Roddo are SO ripped.

A prime example of their hypocrisy is the constant claim that "If Bush/Cheney die, the world would be peaceful". What they're admitting is that the death of an authority figure CAN bring peace. What they don't realize is, this is our goal in war, but aimed at leaders from groups who wish to eliminate us all, as oppose to Bush who only wishes to eliminate terrorism and not the countries themsel...

"Cowards become Cowboys" Boy I love that line!

Welcome to RedEye, the number 1 show among invading aliens... Gracias, amigos.



Bill Schulz, he sells counterfeit arcade tokens.

DemocraticUnderground is also a good site to see the left wing crazies post their hate. Amazing how these athiest all of a sudden wish there was a Hell and that that was the destiny for the republican.



Also, visit the religion forum on these liberal hate sites. It seems religion forums are for democrats to express their hatred of Christians.



And please no Judge Wop-ner on Red Eye.

Nother good one Greg, The Lefts main points always start with "I'm the tollerant one, if you disagree with me you should die" Wait, What? Good job on getting another hotair headline, hitting the big time.



anna Gilligan, if a cute smile was pilates I'd do her in the morning and be sore all night.



Bill Schulz, he's propped up with toothpicks.

Gutfeld... how do you get the babes to sit next to you and the other dumbass? And Michelle Obama is only now proud of her country??? This is definitely the land of opportunity.



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Andy Levy is Catman. With an army of cats at his command and an array of wonderful crime fighting cat toys, no criminal or halftime report interrupter is safe from the Feline Knight. Will you need a sidekick Andy?

July 4th weekend you were in Saratoga with the wife. While stalking the cabana looking for new talent I called out your name. You were so excited I hate to break it to you but the back of your shorts had your name spelled out in hot pink letters with a phone number. I have dialed many times and have not heard back. Now you sir are worse than Hitler. Urine samples have been submitted. Saratoga Po...

A couple of websites had fun with Howard Kurtz earlier this week, who made it a point to mention several nasty comments from right-wing sites when Ted Kennedy's brain cancer was announced, but couldn't work this intranetwebwideworld thingy well enough over the weekend to find the venomous posts on the left-wing sites when Tony Snow died.

Excellent Greg-alogue! It always amazes me how the left can always celebrate the deaths of people that don't share their distorted views. It's possible that I might pop open a bottle of champagne if Keith Olbermann or Michael Moore were to suddenly expire, but I'll never say out loud or post on a blog that they deserved their fates - even though I might think that to myself.

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If hotness were Oktoberfest,

I'd do him with a bunch of Germans.

Bill Schulz, his underwear is now considered a lethal weapon under the revised Geneva Code...

Anna Gilligan, she knows business savy like I know sausage gravy...

Judge Andrew Napolitono, his expertise in legal matters rivals my experise in wearing Pampers...

Red Eye:



It's like Scare Tactics,

except the blood is real.

Anna Gilligan.. if beauty were gossip, chicks would do her at work

Judge Andrew.. he knows objections like I know erections

The Greg.. if hilarity were moonboots, little kids would put their feet inside him

Evan.. if political insight were gum, I'd put him in my mouth and blow bubbleZ

The funny thing about moral relativists is that they are mighty brave denouncing people who will not kill them out of hand and mighty generous to those that might. It might sound like they are pussies, but I have been assured it is just because we do not understand. Or use patchoulli.

JUDGE ANDREW NAPOLITONO ha sknows robes like I know disrobing.



ANNA GILLIGAN she knows entertainment like I know cosplay



THE GREG WILSON he is funniest than a clown vomiting silly string



EVAN SAYAT if fierce commentary were a balloon I would blow him and bend him into the shape of a poodle.

Oooh Evan Sayat...

I\'m looking forward to this!

Excellent Gregalogue Today, Gutman. Freat work!

Cowards become Cowboys" Boy I love that line!'

That was fantastic wasn't it?

Evan Sayet (!!), if hilarity were a drive thru, I'd do hom in my car

Anna Gilligan, she's so hot she has her own volunteer fire dept...that enters her from the rear all day long

Bill Schulz...Thinks he's Rerun on What's Happening

The Greg Wilson, he knows comedy like I know vomining ( I know)

Judge Napolitano, if legal expertise were a TV, I'd turn him on, then let him entertain my family for the night

Redeye, it's #1 among past and future Jerry Springer guests

Welcome to Red Eye, the #1 show among old people who remember to watch the show.



Anna Gilligan, she know nudist colonies like I know ant colonies



Bill Schulz, he isn't wearing any underwear



Judge Napolitano, if legal expertise were italian food, I'd eat his meatballs anytime

Consider the possibility that a comment section on a major news site might be dominated by the opinions of nose-picking 8th graders home on summer break--or worse, as you point out, lazy, base & mean adults who behave just like them.

I didn't and won't go looking for it. The AP comment upset me enough. O'Reilly had it on his site (prolly still does), along with the email address of the head of the AP.

He said one of the smartest things ever when he announced this: "Remember when you write, you're representing Tony," -- so don't be nasty back.

A local TV columnist -- who lets his liberal wash over every thing he fuckin' writes, stunned me this week with an absolute poem of a column to Tony. Made me happy to realize that that's the kind of man Tony was -- he made fans of his ideological enemies. I can only strive to be that kind of person, with TS as my example, because I am so not that kind of person.

My religion determines my view of good and evil. If my religion were politics then politics would determine my view of good and evil.

Not a surprise. RIP Tony.



"Greg Gutfield, if nike made a sneeker for him it would be pink with furry pom pom's on the and a computer chip in the sole to notify authorities when he is approaching a playground or elementary school"



"Anna Gilligan, Jamaican scotch bonnet peppers have nothing on her"



not my best... but oh well.. Viva Red Eye..

Dobbs actually did a very sweet tribute to T. Snow, with what seemed heartfelt condolences to his wife and kids.



Cancer is a beast with no reason or conscience.

53 is young and it's a great & difficult loss...



Thanks for having Fran Dresher on recently to talk about screening and more aggressive medical policies and practices to catch it early.

And Bill S. -- comparing W. firing judges to nutroots saying hideous things about Tony is probably the most specious, dumbass argument you've ever made. I was disappointed.

I remember when Yassir "Nobel Peace Prize" Arafat died, I remarked to a friend that maybe Arafat hadn't been entirely deserving of the prize, and that with his death, maybe real peace in that region could be achieved (ha!) He lambasted me and remarked on all the good things Arafat had done.



The same guy recently noted, "So looks like ol' Tony Snow finally kicked the bucket! Big loss, tha...

January Jones did not allow the fat trimmed from a pork chop to be spot welded to her upper lip.

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I got in an argument on vacation with my wife in France recently, she is a mega-liberal. After one of her "Bush is Satan" rants, I said meekly, "I don't know, I still think he's kind of cool, North Korea is disarming after all, Libya gave up their nukes and the surge seems to be working." She then lit into me like an angry cat caught in a Christmas Tree. Then I really pissed her off when ...