This will all be cleared up when Hillary publicly unzips her (almost) human looking 'xeno-suit'

So called "UFOs" are nothing more than experimental aircraft built by our own USAF.

The claim of extraterrestrial life is merely a money making scheme.

Our government is as ignorant as we are in that regard.

By the way, Nasty Pelosi (her real alien name) also wears one of these.

Barney Frank line = laugh out loud funny.

Alyson Camerota, she's so hot that Hot Flashes are now called ... wait that wont go over well.

Comedian Jim Nortion, if comedic genius were old people, he'd be Florida, or, at the very least, stink of geritol and death.

Andrew Breitbart, he knows the news like I know the Jews. What can I say? I like to shmooze.

I suppose that gives new meaning to the term "illegal aliens"..

Welcome to Red Eye, it's like a visit to hospital, but our gowns are much shorter..

Alisyn Camerota, she knows the news like I know the blues, and I've been knowing them well since election day, people..

Bill Schulz, he's actually a bobble head doll..

Jim Norton, if hilarity were an STD, he'd infect everyone..

Not one Kuscinich joke?



But really what does the Disney movie Unidentified Flying Oddball have to do with politics?

And with his "progressive' attitude he will be giving the aliens free handouts for he will feel they are underprivileged.

Alyson Camerota she is so hot that Smoky The Bear warns people about her.



Jim Nortion he is funnier than a clown pleasuring a mime. With song people, mime's can't sing.



Andrew Breitbart if intelligence were nail, I would bang him repeatedly and probably break my thumb.

Dark : Kucinich isn't an alien.

He's an elf, DUH!

Alisyn Camerota, if hotness were Big Ben I would ring her bell every hour all day long.



Bill Schulz, one of his food groups is Elmer's Glue.

"But enough about Barney Frank." - Mwaha



Brilliant Gregalogue.



So true too, I know several people who genuinely believe that Jesus could not have existed, and you are insane to think so, yet at the same time that space blobs with ESP and the ability to cross the universe in an eye's blink would bother to come analyze them because they are *that* special. Faith is a funny thing, tomato / t...

correction:

Welcome to Red Eye, it's like a visit to a hospital, but our gowns are much shorter..

Podesta was confused by the idea of 'the First Green President'.

When the USA is attacked by aliens from Iran or Outerspace bloody, barmy Obama will just roll over and play the wookie.

Welcome to Red Eye, the number one show among Disneyland drop outs.

Alisyn Camerota, she knows panty hose like I know cameltoes.

Bill Schulz is from Chicago and so is..a)Da Bears b)Obama or c)anyone associated with Da Bears and Obama.

Dog: And that is what the alien elves want you to think.

"Barney Frank line = laugh out loud funny"



+1!





Bill Schulz: He's been probed by aliens more times than he can remember...how are Paco and Juan doing anyway?

Howdy Mikey!

Long time, no see.

I take it that you're still wetting the bed.

Won't your mommy clean it up for you or is she too busy bringing your sandwiches to the basement for you?

Mikey, it's way past your bedtime, young man.

Tomorrow is a school day and the short bus comes early.

Don't forget to wear a diaper this time.

You might get a jelly bean if you be a good boy!

Mikey, you should've told me sooner that you were one of my mother's patients.

I could've warned the entire hospital about your bladder control problem.

Many sheets and blankets would've been spared.

More please?

More what?

Diapers?

Baby wipes?

Bedpans?

Pacifiers?

Bedtime stories?

Dark: Are you aware that Kucinich got his wife using Elfin Magic? She even has a pierced tongue...that must've been one HELLUVA magic spell!! Heh

You're the only one who seems to have a fetish about sticking things up people's asses around here Mikey.



Mikey the anal freak: If an inability to form coherent sentences were the Titanic, he'd have gone down years ago.

Oh wait about the "gone down years ago remark"! I just remembered the story your neighbor told me about your run in with his dog!

How dare you do such a thing to a poor helpless animal like that!

CHEESY!! ~BIG HUGS~ Long time no see baby!



This is my first time encountering "Mikey"...I have noticed that his first response is always anal sex! My question is lubed or dry? Just curious...

At least we know that Mikey will never need Ex-Lax.

...With his apparent love of "Dog's Crack"... I am guessing he's a "Astroglide Extra-Slick" man...



It's the preference of countless bed-wetting beastialists who stay up late at night and snipe because the peanut butter is all gone and the dog is tired...



Just a guess...(not really)

O/T, this reminds me of my favorite lesson for busybodies.

When you stick your nose up someone elses ass, you have no right to complain about not liking what you smell.

It's something that I've always told my neighbors.

When E.T. phones home, do you think Podesta answers?

Like clockwork... Yeeesh does the guy sent keep the date cards to himself every six months.

Hey everyone, this is Michael from La. I just read the comments this morning, and it appears someone is sadly trying to make trouble and ya\\\'ll think it\\\'s me. I can assure you that it isn\\\'t. I haven\\\'t commented on this blog in over a year and a half. And whoever is trying to imitate me, please get a life and leave these good people be. Thank you. Michael. La.

TAS, You have my word that I haven't and will not cause any disturbance on this blog.

MetalG: I thought elfin magic made cookies, not tarts. Damn that tricky Kucinich!



MBP: I would have warned them not to use chunky peanut butter.



Greggers: Some irony that Barney Frank did to a Fannie Mae exec as to what he wound up doing to us.