1:49am on Wednesday the 8th 2010f September
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FRIDAY'S GUESTS
By Walter Boek
Nap is pan spelled backward. Not too deep, but first.
By DarkUrthe
Patti Anne Brown, so hot that she has to use Pam as underarm deoderant
Congressman McCotter, knows conservatives like I know preservatives. I loves me the blueberry.
Dolph Lungren, if acting talent were a dumbell, I would pump him at the gym
Jodie Sweeten, she is lovlier than a smurf trapping a my little pony, but only finding a gnawed off leg
Congressman McCotter, knows conservatives like I know preservatives. I loves me the blueberry.
Dolph Lungren, if acting talent were a dumbell, I would pump him at the gym
Jodie Sweeten, she is lovlier than a smurf trapping a my little pony, but only finding a gnawed off leg
By malone
Patti Ann Browne is so hot that the sun gets burns from her when she goes to the beach.
By TulsaTornado
Welcome to Red Eye, it's just like "Lost in Space", if by 'Space' you mean 'my basement'..
PAB, she's so hot, the sun asks her to fill in for it on weekends & holidays..
Dolph Lungren, he knows pumping up like I know pumping gas..
Thaddeus McCotter, he knows Congressional legislation like I know extreme frustration..
Bill Schulz, dogs think he's a chew toy..
PAB, she's so hot, the sun asks her to fill in for it on weekends & holidays..
Dolph Lungren, he knows pumping up like I know pumping gas..
Thaddeus McCotter, he knows Congressional legislation like I know extreme frustration..
Bill Schulz, dogs think he's a chew toy..
By ImBonafide
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like "Hot Fuzz" if by "Hot" you mean "Navel".
Thaddeus McCotter, he's funnier than a pack of Keebler elves beating Pelosi over the head with black market unicorn horns smuggled in from the coasts of Gnarnia.
Thaddeus McCotter, he's funnier than a pack of Keebler elves beating Pelosi over the head with black market unicorn horns smuggled in from the coasts of Gnarnia.
By skankflop
PAB, she's so stacked, pancakes order her for breakfast.
Thaddeus McCotter, he knows drafting legislation, like I know practicing castration
Jody Sweetin, if the image of child stardom were a kitten, she would shed fur in the springtime
Bill Schultz, the Inuit use him as a handwarmer
Thaddeus McCotter, he knows drafting legislation, like I know practicing castration
Jody Sweetin, if the image of child stardom were a kitten, she would shed fur in the springtime
Bill Schultz, the Inuit use him as a handwarmer
By DarkUrthe
Welcome to Red Eye, its like The Village People but with more chaps.
By CurlyWolf
Lets hope you don't get pre-empted again. I'm looking forward to watching the show tonight.
PAB..she's so bright that supernovas are just sputtering candles in comparison.
PAB..she's so bright that supernovas are just sputtering candles in comparison.
By SuperMerman
Congressman Thaddeus McCotter, if perceptiveness were a solid rocket booster, he'd be wanted for murder in 1986.
Dolph Lundgren, he knows boxing in movies like I know hot stains on blue jeans.
Bill Schulz, in Thailand, he's a big, strong man.
Dolph Lundgren, he knows boxing in movies like I know hot stains on blue jeans.
Bill Schulz, in Thailand, he's a big, strong man.
By CurlyWolf
Oooops. I fell asleep and missed the show last night.
By tintinismybelgian
Red Eye: It's like taking a nap, if by nap, you mean eight-ball.
I really don't like this Hasan guy. Not only is he a homicidal maniac extremist pig, but his exploits cut into my Red Eye. Curse you, Hasan!
I really don't like this Hasan guy. Not only is he a homicidal maniac extremist pig, but his exploits cut into my Red Eye. Curse you, Hasan!
