Carrie Prejean, she knows beauty like I know dooty



Allison Brie she knows Mad Men like I know scared houseboys



Lance Reddick he knows the supernatural like I know the super friends... wonder twin powers activate people...



Trace Gallagher, knows news like I know nudes... its how I got through college



Andrea Tantaros she is so hot the sun hides behind clouds when she is outside

Greg, if it gives Obama a chance to talk about how extraordinary he is... he'll do it. I swear I thought he was on West Wing and I was watching reruns with as much as he was on TV at the start.



To be fair I thought he was on Golden Girls... another issue of mine.

Obama can go to Japan and call what we did terrorism...It'll give him another opportunity to avoid calling the Fort Hood massacre an act of terrorism.

technically, aren't we all of african descent? just sayin'.

screw it, this is all bush's fault anyway

If we're all of African descent, then I've been truly cheated in one anatomical area.



My hair is just so lifeless and flat.

Oddly, I have not been cheated.

My curls rock the house down.

Welcome to Red Eye... it's like "The Brady Bunch", if by "Brady" you mean "Androgenous".

Difficult to tell what Bill is.

Carrie Prejean; she knows controversal remarks like I know fundamental quarks! That's physics talk.

Alison Brie; she knows kitten heel pumps, like I know being ridden with tiny bumps!

Bill Schulz... so disgusting, he gets only one intro.

If Obama "apologizes" for the bombing of those cities, I'll lose whatever respect - if any - that I had left for the bastard. Japan has NEVER apologized for the attack on Pearl Harbor & I'll be damned if we have to "apologize" for ending a war quicker than if we had attempted invading them, since the bombing probably saved more American lives than can ever be calcuated.

Welcome to Red Eye, it's like 'Countdown', only without the visible dandruff..

Andrea Tantaros, she's so hot, anytime she steps into a bath it automatically becomes a hot tub..

Trace Gallagher, he knows breaking news like I know the House of Blues...I just love the Andrews Sisters, people!

Carrie Prejean, she knows beauty pagents like I know going off on tangents..

Allison Brie, she knows Mad Men like I know a sad hen...it's true people, I hate seeing chickens cry..

Bill Schulz, he flunked his IQ test...twice.

Wait 'till he makes his first trip to Korea and apologizes to Kim for Inchon. Or goes to Cuba and apologizes for the Maine blowing up in their harbor (and then has to apologize to Spain for apologizing to Cuba).



Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "Love that Bob", if by 'bob' you mean 'probe'.

Andrea Tantaros; she knows conservative thought, like I know being bought. Hard times in Obama's economy.

Trace Gallagher; if fearless reporting were a napkin, I'd put him on my lap under the table.

I was surprised to learn from the President's speech that Cold War was waged so that diversity and narcissism shall not perish from this earth.



I am also reliably informed that the Hiroshima trip is just a warmup for his visit to Little Bighorn to announce that all the red states will be given back to Native Americans right after all registered Republicans are ordered to surrender all firearms...

Welcome to Red Eye. It's like 'Dirty Jobs', if by jobs, you mean needles.



Trace Gallagher: if intelligence were peanut butter, he'd stick to the roof of my mouth.



Andrea Tantaros: she's so hot, heat stroke is now called Andrea Tantaros stroke.



Carrie Prejean: she knows crowns like I know pounds.

Bill Schulz: in Greece he's a rash.



& you would set him on fire just to hear him scream. It's our New York Times correspondent, Pinch.

Obama has to videotape himself because he can't see his reflection in a mirror, eh Count Blacula.

Carrie Prejean - If the Miss America pageant was a XXX movie, I'd watch it 30 times.

In a Geico commercial, Bill Shulz is the caveman that couldn't do it.

"So, no mention of Reagan or Thatcher - yet he brings up himself?"



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Or of Pope John Paul II, whose role in the fall of Communism in Europe is so often overlooked.



RWR

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