2:16am on Wednesday the 8th 2010f September
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FRIDAY'S GUESTS!
By dustrider
Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "Gone With the Wind", if by 'wind' you mean 'my wallet'.
...and you'd forcibly pull the staples out of his Sunday magazine section just to hear him cry in pain, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
...and you'd forcibly pull the staples out of his Sunday magazine section just to hear him cry in pain, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
By sodomyonsunday
welcome to red eye it's like "yes dear" if by dear you mean mistress
Andrew WK- if musical genius were a stubborn ketchup bottle, my wiener would be covered in gooey red stuff after banging his bottom
Steven C- if conservatism were a Grand Canyon tour, I'd ride his ass as the sunset
Andrew WK- if musical genius were a stubborn ketchup bottle, my wiener would be covered in gooey red stuff after banging his bottom
Steven C- if conservatism were a Grand Canyon tour, I'd ride his ass as the sunset
By sodomyonsunday
K GIL- if sexiness were a slip and slide, I'd be soaking wet after going down on her
or
If cuteness were farming, many Midwesterners would plow her trench
or
If cuteness were farming, many Midwesterners would plow her trench
By sodomyonsunday
c'mon use really dirty intros for once... what happened to the old greg?
By Banana
It has been a great week!! :)
By azideam
Excellent intros, dust!
By azideam
Welcome to Red Eye... it's like "1984", except this isn't Berkeley, and I'm Little Brother.
Luv ya Big G!
Luv ya Big G!
By azideam
Andrew W.K.; he knows high notes, like I know shy goats. Such versatile creatures they are!
Steven Crowder; he knows French words, like I know bean curds. Thanks, Mom, for the recipe!
Kimberly Guilfoyle; she knows filing motions, like I know using lotions. Skin care is essential to good living.
Steven Crowder; he knows French words, like I know bean curds. Thanks, Mom, for the recipe!
Kimberly Guilfoyle; she knows filing motions, like I know using lotions. Skin care is essential to good living.
By azideam
Bill Schulz... he's available for lap dances and mowing lawns.
By Lance Boyle
Andrew W.K., if talent were the economy, we would all be looking forward to his bottoming.
By Walter Boek
Re yesterday's 'loque: "Fred, I see you have a for-sale sign in your front yard." "Yea, stupid kid broke his leg..."
My guess is that was originally slated with the leukemia bit, but scrapped as too gross even for them.
My guess is that was originally slated with the leukemia bit, but scrapped as too gross even for them.
By wankette
Your instincts are right! not to suck up or anything, but last night was truly off the charts, one of your best, etc.
By DarkUrthe
Andrew W.K. he knows tunes like I know loons... I'm a birdwatcher people
Steven Crowder he is funnier than a smurf eating a clown sandwich and declaring it tastes funny. That is funny people... and Bill.
Kimberly Guilfoyle she knows legal briefs like I know stealing hers.
Steven Crowder he is funnier than a smurf eating a clown sandwich and declaring it tastes funny. That is funny people... and Bill.
Kimberly Guilfoyle she knows legal briefs like I know stealing hers.
By DarkUrthe
Welcome to Red Eye, its like Electric Six... if by six you mean three.
By Walter Boek
Just watched the first bit while getting dressed this morning.(Didn't mean to turn you on.) Based on Wankette's comment I'm looking forward to the rest.
