8:38am on Thursday the 9th 2010f September
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MONDAY'S GUESTS!
By Craigonomics
Baden - he investigates death...then has a Ham Sandwich.
By redeyenut
Welcome to Red Eye: it's like "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers", if by "Seven Brothers", you mean "My Twisted Polygamist Uncle".
By redeyenut
Welcome to Red Eye: it's like "Hogan's Heroes", if by "Heroes", you mean "Roid Rage".
By Naqamel
He's the Sharon to my Ozzy, the Marie to my Donnie, and the Tenille to my Captain, it's my repulsive sidekick Bill Shulz!
By DarkUrthe
S.E. Cupp she is so smart that when I skin my knee I say "that Cupps"
Jim Norton he knows pros like I know prose. But we both enjoy happy endings.
Dr. Michael Baden he knows city morgues like I know Montgomery Wards.
Jim Norton he knows pros like I know prose. But we both enjoy happy endings.
Dr. Michael Baden he knows city morgues like I know Montgomery Wards.
By DarkUrthe
Welcome to Red eye its like My Two Dads, if by dads you mean safe words.
Bill Schulz: he is the Def to my Leppard, the Led to My Zeppling, the rotting teeth to my pogues, the sex to my pistol.
Bill Schulz: he is the Def to my Leppard, the Led to My Zeppling, the rotting teeth to my pogues, the sex to my pistol.
By redeyenut
He's the hoity to my toity, the high to my falutin, the rub to my a-dub-dub, it's my repulsive sidekick Bill Schulz!
By AnonymousOkie
Welcome to Red Eye. It\\\'s like The Sound of Music if by Music you mean Screaming.
...and if he were any more useless he would be Bill Schulz. It\\\'s our New York Times correspondent, Pinch.
...and if he were any more useless he would be Bill Schulz. It\\\'s our New York Times correspondent, Pinch.
By Imperialist
Welcome to Red Eye. It's like "Gone With the Wind", if by "with the wind" you mean "orrhea."
Bill Schulz: He's the Summer's to my Eve, the Willie to my Wonka, the K to my Y.
Dr. Baden: He knows autopsy tables like I know minks and sables.
Bill Schulz: He's the Summer's to my Eve, the Willie to my Wonka, the K to my Y.
Dr. Baden: He knows autopsy tables like I know minks and sables.
By redeyenut
S.E. Cupp: She's so cute, smart, and hot that she's like a My Little Pony with a Ph.D. in Nuclear Fission.
By Naqamel
Welcome to Red-Eye, it's like "Touched By An Angel", if by "angel" you mean "weird Uncle".
By Naqamel
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like "Designing Women", if by "women" you mean "sequential hermaphrodites".
By Naqamel
He's still a virgin because there are some things even a ten dollar hooker won't do, it's good to see you again, Pinch.
By azideam
Bill Schulz... he created misery and despair.
By azideam
S.E. Cupp; she's so smart, colleges now offer classes in remedial Cupp.
Jim Norton; if hilarity were a can of spinach, I'd pop his top before I beat on Bluto.
Jim Norton; if hilarity were a can of spinach, I'd pop his top before I beat on Bluto.
By azideam
Dr. Michael Baden; he knows blue corpses, like I know few horses. My ongoing preference for the unicorn makes me appear horse-ist.
By dustrider
Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me", if by 'the' you mean 'your'.
...and he's black and white and gets tread all over, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
...and he's black and white and gets tread all over, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
By TulsaTornado
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like a seat at the Super Bowl, if by 'Super' you mean 'toilet'..
SE Cupp, she's so bright, the North Star uses her to find it's way at night..
Jim Norton, if hilarity were bran cereal, I'd eat him every morning to stay regular..
Dr Baden, he knows the causes of death like I know the dealers of meth..
SE Cupp, she's so bright, the North Star uses her to find it's way at night..
Jim Norton, if hilarity were bran cereal, I'd eat him every morning to stay regular..
Dr Baden, he knows the causes of death like I know the dealers of meth..
By TulsaTornado
Bill Schulz, he doesn't know the meaning of the word fear...and about 3,000 other words..
By Remman
S.E. Cupp, she's so sexy, fries say, does S.E. Cupp come with that shake.
Jim Norton, he 's more hilarious than a Smurf disemboweling a Na'vi with the sharpened horn of a unicorn.
Dr. Michael Baden, he knows Y cuts like I know Y fronts. what can I say people I'm a big fan of "Are You Being Served."
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Bonanza only with cowboys from the Village People.
Jim Norton, he 's more hilarious than a Smurf disemboweling a Na'vi with the sharpened horn of a unicorn.
Dr. Michael Baden, he knows Y cuts like I know Y fronts. what can I say people I'm a big fan of "Are You Being Served."
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Bonanza only with cowboys from the Village People.
By Juggernaut
SE Cupp, She's so smart, the IQ is now called the SE.
Bill Schulz, everytime I look at you I die little inside.
Jim Norton, if comedy were a prison, I'd stab him with my knife repeatedly. (and then he would recieve free healthcare)
Bill Schulz, everytime I look at you I die little inside.
Jim Norton, if comedy were a prison, I'd stab him with my knife repeatedly. (and then he would recieve free healthcare)
By tintinismybelgian
Someone Else: SE's intellect is often compared to a cup of salt. I don't know what it means, either.
By Craigonomics
Welcome to Red Eye - it's like a Sweltering Hot Rooftop if by Rooftop you mean "SE Cupp photo shoot"
By Jersey Dave
S. E. Cupp, she's so quick that speedloaders are now known as Cupp loaders.
The one Doctor whose patients are always cool with his methods, Dr. Michael Baden!
Jim Norton, he knows Late Night like I know Lite Brite. Get the My Little Pony one, you can make a Unicorn people.
The one Doctor whose patients are always cool with his methods, Dr. Michael Baden!
Jim Norton, he knows Late Night like I know Lite Brite. Get the My Little Pony one, you can make a Unicorn people.
By Jersey Dave
Our mystery guest, they're the one who lead a life of danger, to everyone they meet they stay a stranger. It's like that when you live in the Jonas Brothers' rosebushes with slim jims and a Nikon.
The Trump to my Tower, the Jack to my Bauer, the Lady to my Ga Ga, Bill Schultz. He's so sharp, Rachel Ray has him over and lets him split her buns.
The Trump to my Tower, the Jack to my Bauer, the Lady to my Ga Ga, Bill Schultz. He's so sharp, Rachel Ray has him over and lets him split her buns.
