8:39am on Thursday the 9th 2010f September
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WEDNESDAY'S GUESTS!
By DarkUrthe
Reshma Shetty she is so hot that restaurants put food under her to keep warm
Alex Blagg, if wit were old yeller I would take him round back.
Charles Djou he knows running for office like I know running from officers.
Special guests, if whatever where a whatchamacallit it, it would totally do that thing.
Alex Blagg, if wit were old yeller I would take him round back.
Charles Djou he knows running for office like I know running from officers.
Special guests, if whatever where a whatchamacallit it, it would totally do that thing.
By dustrider
Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "Burning Heart", if by 'heart', you mean 'groin'.
...and he's ink-stained, and makes you retch, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
...and he's ink-stained, and makes you retch, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.
By AUTiger89
Welcome to Red Eye, it's like Star Wars if by Star you mean houseboy.
By AUTiger89
Alex Blagg, if insightful commentary were M-and-Ms, he would melt in my mouth, not in my hands.
By redeyenut
Welcome to Red Eye: it's like "the voice of reason", if by "of reason", you mean "in my head".
By redeyenut
Welcome to Red Eye: it's like "My Three Sons", if by "Sons", you mean "Felonious Assaults".
By redeyenut
He's the tiddly to my winks, the ball to my jacks, the pick-up to my sticks, it's my repulsive sidekick, Bill Schulz. In Anaheiem, he's an amusement park.
By redeyenut
Rehsma Shetty, if beauty were a curry dish, she'd burn me, then leave me all empty inside.
By redeyenut
Rehsma Shetty, if beauty were a curry dish, she'd burn me, then leave me all empty inside.
By Naqamel
Hey AuTiger89: That M and M's one is terrific.
By azideam
Alex Blagg; he knows online communities, like I know missing opportunities. Such is the sad tale of my life...
Thad McCotter; if brains if were Rep. William Jefferson's freezer, I'd stash my loot inside him.
That one will make McCotter laugh instead of grimace.
Thad McCotter; if brains if were Rep. William Jefferson's freezer, I'd stash my loot inside him.
That one will make McCotter laugh instead of grimace.
By TulsaTornado
Reshma Shetty, her beauty is so intoxicating, she can spike a drink just by staring at it..
Alex Blagg, if wit & wisdom were champagne, I'd enjoy popping his cork..
Rep McCotter, he knows passing laws like I know passing gas..
Charles Djou, he knows campaigning like I know complaining..
Bill Schulz, he finally learned how to tie his shoes!
Alex Blagg, if wit & wisdom were champagne, I'd enjoy popping his cork..
Rep McCotter, he knows passing laws like I know passing gas..
Charles Djou, he knows campaigning like I know complaining..
Bill Schulz, he finally learned how to tie his shoes!
By azideam
Reshma Shetty; she's so hot, candles light by her mere glance.
Charles Djou; he knows tight races, like I know night chases... No, that wasn't me you saw on the post office wall.
Charles Djou; he knows tight races, like I know night chases... No, that wasn't me you saw on the post office wall.
By azideam
Bill Schulz... he thinks fly fishing is a social skill.
By AUTiger89
Hey Naqamel,
Thank you!
Thank you!
By Jersey Dave
Our New York Times correspondent, Pinch.
He's so weak, the Governor of California now calls his opponents "Pinchy Men."
He's so weak, the Governor of California now calls his opponents "Pinchy Men."
