Greg:

Congratulations on the third anniversary of Red Eye! It's a terrific show - consistently funny and entertaining. You guys are doing a great job.

Greg, you know the traditional third anniversary gift is leather. I assume Rupert already has the chaps in one of those FedEx trucks on 48th Street.



Welcome to Red Eye -- It's like "No Country for Old Men", if by 'country' you mean 'lotion'.

...and he's killed millions of trees for no good reason for over a century, it's our New York Times correspondent; good to see you, Pinch.

Andy Levy: He's the ultimate ombudsman like Manson's the ultimate family man.

Greg, what an amazing ride!



Paul Mecurio he is funnier than a clown posing for an erotic black velvet painting..



Barret Swatek if charm were a Colt 45, Billy Dee Williams would work her every time



Mary Katherine Ham she knows pols like I know polls. I am doing lightning experiments people... well, electrocuting strippers...

www.kontraband.com/videos/21272/Goodbye-Unicorns/#show



Greg, you have to play this on the anniversary show tonight! It is truly the embodiment of everything that is great about Redeye!

Pinch: hey younger demos looking to read something intelligent and with sass-check out our op-ed on microsoft written by Dick Brass (that's his real name people)

www.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/opinion/04brass.html

Welcome to Red Eye, it's like



Paul Mercurio, he's so suave, head and shoulders sends him death threats.



Barret Swatek, she's so dreamy, ambien pops her after a long day.



MKH, if intelligence were a sparring partner, I'd knock a few out with her before hitting the showers.

Paul Mercurio; If hilarity was a line of coke, I'd do him in a nightclub bathroom.

Mary Katherine Ham; She's so bright, high beams are now called Ham beams.

Bill Schulz; For him failure is not an option...it's a way of life.

Pinch; He's filled with print, and needs a breath mint.

Congratulations Greg and crew!



Welcome to Red Eye: it's like an anniversary dinner with your wife, if by dinner, you mean argument.

Welcome to Red Eye:



it's like "Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood", if by "Neighborhood", you mean "Puppet Fetish".



it's like "Don Quixote", if by "Xote", you mean "Show".

Happy 3rd Anniversary!

Mary Katherine Ham, she's so bright, she gives the sun tips on how to increase it's brightness..

Barett Swatek, she's so hot, boy scouts warm themselves around her instead of a campfire..

Bill Schulz, he's worn the same underwear for all 3 anniversaries..

www.petitionspot.com/petitions/jimtreacher/

Holy smokes! It's been three years already? Time flys when you're flying high...



Welcome to Red Eye, it's like exploding underwear... only slightly less soiled.

Edit; Welcome to Red Eye, it's like exploding underwear... only roomier, and slightly less soiled.

Mary Katherine Ham; if political commentary were a playground slide, I'd go down on her, feet first.

Paul Mecurio; he knows a humorous aside, like I know Astro Glide.

Barret Swatek; she's so hot, Satan has to wear sunglasses.

He's the rain to my bow, the puffy to my cloud, sun to my shine, the jerk to my face...

Bill Schulz... for the last three years he's been doing something underneath the table. Good thing that lower banner is in the way.

Paul Mecurio, if comic timing were a Burger King employee, I'd ask him to hold the pickle and onions.

Barret Swatek, she's so hot, at fires, firemen turn their hoses on her.

For Greg.



If sexiness were an ice cream soda,

I'd jerk him in a drugstore.







Happy Birthday, Red Eye!

Congratulations and thank you for 3 solid years as the best show on tv (and all the great people I've discovered because of it)!

Paul Mecurio, if hilarity were acne, he'd ruin faces every time he came.

Paul Mercurio, if hilarity were a window washer, he'd rub many large erections.

Barret Swatek, she's hotter than Satan barbecuing a habanero pepper at a gas station.

Mary Katherine Ham, if intellect were Tae Bo, I'd do her with sweaty middle-aged women.



Yay Red Eye!

Silly guest intro suggestions to arrive shortly....

Unfuckingbelievable.



Three years? And you know, I don't feel my life has been wasted at all.

Congrats on the third year and congrats on the Gregalouge read by Rush on Thursday



Love the show



And where is Mom? we miss her

Thanks for doing what you do for the time you have done it. As Frank Black said "yeah, what we need is more silly men". You hate when people quote songs.

Semi OT: Saw this story on the Interweb thingy about conservative talk station WABC in New York dropping "Coast to Coast AM" for "Red Eye Radio". Sadly, it's not what you think it is (and after three years, can't Greg copyright the name already?):

tinyurl.com/yfmrtlm

Ditto what jd nyc said .. only with more bass.