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THE BIBLE OF UNSPEAKABLE TRUTHS Greg's lastest book is availiable now. amazon.com THE ACTIVITY PIT You can show more support for your friend Greg, TV's Andy Levy and Bill at the ActivityPit! Bring your own chaps and a poncho... Group tours meet up in Bryant Park at 4AM. the activity pit FOLLOW TAS ON TWITTER The Arquette's Stream Of Conciousness, Twittering and Microblogging @arquettesisters ANDREW BREITBART PRESENTS: BIG HOLLYWOOD Check it out check it outers big hollywood KOREAN BBQ IN BROOKLYN May burn your lips. Be careful dokebi brooklyn VOTE FOR SOMETHING WORTHWHILE The Best Hamburger in NYC random blog OUR UK 'MATE'S' ANNUAL SUPERBOWL BETTING GUIDE chickendinner ENGLISHERS ARE TRYING TO BET ON THE SUPERBOWL Isn't it great to live in a country where it's this easy to bet on the game the dinner |
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DRUNK ATTACKS PANDA - PANDA RESPONDS WITH INDIFFERENCE
Zhang Xinyan had drunk four jugs of beer before staggering to Beijing Zoo and stopping off at the pen holding a sleeping 6-year-old male panda, Gu Gu. Then, overtaken by an urge to hug the cuddly-looking creature, he jumped over a waist-high railing down into the enclosure. Startled, the panda bit him the right leg. | ||||
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If I was drunk, and at the zoo -attacking a panda would not be my first choice. To me, they're just bears with spots. I am more a fan of lemurs, simply because they look an awful lot like Jude Law. Check out this one - all he needs is a scarf, and he's the spitting image of the British actor. Lemurs spit, right? Or are those llamas? Fun Llama fact: They make excellent golf caddies. Yet, for some reason, they still aren't allowed into the Professional Caddies Association. It's like the 1960's never happened. | |||
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