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9:45am on Tuesday the 9th 2010f February
J. LO-BUTT IMPLANTS EXPLODE!
A woman who yearned to have a bottom as luscious and rounded as the rear end of pop star Jennifer Lopez has found her dreams blasted to smithereens -- after her butt implants exploded!

Candy Jones-Davies, 22, vows to sue the hospital where surgeons allegedly pumped the implants so full of curve-creating air, they both blew sky-high -- right on the operating table.

And she says a surgical nurse has agreed to testify in her attempt to collect $17.5 million for medical expenses, lost future wages and emotional pain and suffering.

"She told me they had just put in the implants, when one of the surgeons -- she's not sure which one, but she knows what he said -- started saying, 'Well, if she wants J.Lo's butt, let's give it to her.' And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, 'Come on, that's nothing, let's go for it.' And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded."
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This story is from 3 years ago, but it ties into the comments on the last few posts if you feel like wading into that swamp. I hope this lady has recovered from her injuries since then, even though she does not actually exist because look where the story came from. Also I have had a few beverages and everybody needs to lighten up including me YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME I MEAN IT
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