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KERRY ELOCUTED, KID WAS ELECTROCUTED

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"Can someone do something here?" They are, bro.

Boy, I needed a Dramamine after watching this. Not because of the shaky cam, but just the sound of his voice. (The kid was pretty annoying too.)

Turns out the little dickens has a history of doing stuff like this. I think he deserved a couple jolts just for cutting to the front of the line.

For a better-quality clip that picks up right after all the stupid conspiracy theory crap, click here.

P.S. They might want to start doing this when people go over their time limit and use potty-mouth on awards shows. "If mothers ruled the world, there'd be no more--" ZZZZZZZZZTT!!!

P.P.S. Kerry was for the tasing before he was against it.

P.P.P.S. Click here for a close-up view of the good-natured charmer giving his little speech. I like the older lady's comment at 2:27. "They've got a taser on his chest, what an idiot." I'd like to think she meant the squalling child, not the police officer.

P.P.P.P.S. How long until the runny-mascara "LEAVE ANDREW MEYER ALONE!" clips start rolling in? Tick, tock, tick, tock...

Yet another postscript: Yet another clip from the United States of Zapruder: "Anybody want to follow us, make sure they don't kill me?" Kos and Huffington are going to throw this little douchebag a parade.

Just one more: BeldarBlog has the best take on this I've seen.

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