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5:43am on Tuesday the 9th 2010f February
YOU KNOW TIMES ARE TOUGH WHEN PRISONERS ARE EATING BETTER THAN BLOGGERS

There are days -- you may be living them now -- when even the dollar menu feels like a stretch and your cupboards are boring or just plain bare. You're not starving, but you are hungry. You are not destitute, but you are broke.

Somewhere in the dark corners of your pantry lies the answer: 16 cents' worth of cellophane, dried noodles and chicken-flavored salt, enough calories to limp through an afternoon.

Instant ramen.

It is comfort food in the ultimate sense of the word: the comfort that you can eat, and feel as if you've eaten, for mere pennies.

One does not hanker for instant ramen. One doesn't dive into the cupboard in search of ramen and emerge with, say, tomato soup. It is almost always the other way around.

Yet this meal of last resort is all the more satisfying, because the alternative -- hunger -- is unthinkable.

Years from now, when food is memory, mashed potatoes will conjure up your grandmother and Froot Loops your childhood. But nothing will say hard times like instant ramen.

MSN Money digg this

These are indeed some hard times, Mr. "Gets-Paid-By-MSN" to talk up the merits of ramen. Fancy pants journalists can afford (for now) to buy food like Campbell's Tomato Soup from their local Piggly Wiggly.

For many of us in the blogging field, Ramen never left our "grocery" lists. Do not even get me started about my dreams of one day buying cans of condensed soup of my very own. Honestly, I have been stealing cans of chicken noodle, candy bars and leftovers from the desks and fridge of The Daily Gut's office to get by all these years...

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P.S. How the heck are inmates swinging Slim Jims and Cheetos for ad hoc ramen recipes? I never saw either of those delectables while researching prison life . Which entailed watching Oz (or was it Reform School Girls?) half drunk and falling asleep after twenty minutes...

(h/t to the always thoughtful and funny MissMac)

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