So last week, we had a laugh over those student protesters at New York University. In my opinion, the raw footage from this so-called "Kimmel Occupation" may be the best reflection of the left-wing ego in action, an expose of the obsessive, attention-seeking mindset found in your basic student activist. Take a look.

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But now, here`s even more hilarious footage of a College of New Jersey student – a tool named Michael Tracey - being busted after attempting to crash an Ann Coulter Speech. God, this is truly awesome...

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So I`m sensing a new trend happening whenever cell phone cameras and self-centered chuckleheads collide. It`s called bad acting. Perhaps these punks watched too many episodes of "Cops" – but this whole "screaming like a baby" thing doesn`t really help "the cause." It actually does the opposite...a pathetic sting operation in which you break the law, egg on the cops, and then try to frame them for brutality when they try to do their job.

I want to beat the crap out of every single one of these jerk-offs.

That`s why this footage provides an amazing service: it reminds us what cops and security guards put up with every day on assorted campuses. I salute their composure, and how they`re able to resist the temptation to crush the heads of those trying to jeopardize their livelihoods. I wouldn`t be so strong.

Finally, if you`re a parent and you`ve got a kid about to enter college, play this footage for them. Then afterward, tell them that if they ever – EVER – pull one of these stunts, you will cut them out of any trust fund or will - and replace them with the cop or guard they just abused.

Cuz if there`s one thing that speaks louder than manufactured outrage, it`s mommy and daddy`s cash.