So as President Obama continues to charm the hijabs off foreign dignitaries, he also cannot resist taking jabs at America – or more specifically, that horrible America that existed before he rose to power on a magical thunderbolt. According to the Messiah, "there have been times where America`s shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive," as this pigheaded country revealed "a failure to appreciate Europe`s leading role in the world."

While listening to all this, it dawned on me who Obama really is. He`s mom`s new boyfriend, trying to win over the suspicious offspring with ice cream and Happy Meals, while not so subtly crapping over the biological daddy - that poor soul paying all the bills and currently living in a one bedroom condo off the freeway.

If you ask me, it`s kinda gross. And I`m saying this, knowing that Obama has a sincere goal in smoothing over ruffled feathers. But enough already – at a certain point you have stop throwing your country under the double decker bus in an effort to get people to like you. It`s like the American tourist in a British pub who constantly tells everyone he didn`t vote for Bush. The more you apologize, the wussier you look.

So, enough. The US is the leader of the world, not Europe. And the fact is, we're right more than we're wrong, and we do more good on this planet than the rest of these also-ran countries combined (including Belgium).

Now, I know you can't actually say all of that right now - it's simply not good form.

But you better think it.