"HEY EVERYONE, I'M BRUNO!"
"Hi Bruno."
"AND I'M GAY, DONT YOU KNOW."
"Whatever. We're pretty much fine with it."
"WELL, WHAT IF I ACT REAL GAY?"
"Uh, okay - if that's your thing."
"OKAY, WHAT IF I HIT ON YOU WHILE MUGGING FOR THE CAMERA."
"Seriously, now you're just annoying."
THE END.