So Valerie Jarrett was interviewed by CNN's delightful Campbell Brown at something called "the Women's Conference." There Jarrett rags on Fox News for distortions, which is her word for "bringing up stuff that we wish you wouldn't bring up."

Now VJ could have listed some of these false statements, but instead she barked a lazy "of course they're biased"– a statement you'd expect from a pierced Greenpeace volunteer, not a White House adviser.

But let's focus on what she really said:

-She claims America doesn't have time for such "distortions." Replace "distortions" with "debate," and you've got the real truth. The administration wanted to push health care reform like a hot knife through butter, but the public wised up and said "hold on there, pal." Jarrett also said Americans should be allowed to reach their own judgment – which is odd since it was the Dems, not Fox News, who were trying to preempt the conversation. I mean, let's not also forget their take on the global warming debate: the debate is over! But you can bet when the debate does start over the climate change bill –VJ will blame Fox News for preventing the debate!

By starting it!

You follow?

Cuz I sure don't!

Finally, there's VJ's description of their spat with Fox News as part of the White House's strategy to "speak truth to power." Okay, the last time I checked, in order to "speak truth to power," the dynamic has to be the little guy vs. something hugely powerful. How hilarious is it that even when they're in power, the left still wants to speak truth to power – which, theoretically, is them!

But if they're so desperate to speak truth to power: here are some powers they can speak truth to (besides a cable news network): Iran, North Korea, Russia, George Soros. But I suppose speaking truth to those powers takes more balls than sniping at Fox News.

So much for the hyper-masculine environment of the Oval Office we've heard so much about. This isn't a White House, it's a dollhouse.

And if you disagree with me, then you're probably racist