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DarkUrthe
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Paris Hilton not having an STD would be bigger news.
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DarkUrthe
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If you dropped a gay bomb on France it would become Germany.
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DarkUrthe
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Paris was hotter before having herpes.
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DarkUrthe
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If you are male and over the age of 12 and watch gymnastics... you are probably a pervert.
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DarkUrthe
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There is some irony in that Dan Rather can make upa ll the news he wants to now, but nobody is around to listen to him.
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DarkUrthe
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It says more about this country that Paris Hilton was let out of jail after three days than the fact that she had to go to jail in the first place.
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Dr. Phat Tony
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You know Roth is a good director when he has the ability to emasculate Bill; which until I read the article I thought was an impossible task. I would think you have to be masculine first.
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DarkUrthe
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More will be spent on the "red" marketing of products than on people in Africa.
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DarkUrthe
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Africa is not the only place in the world with strife, starvation, disease and corruption.
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DarkUrthe
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Those x-ray glasses advertised in the back of old comics don't work.
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DarkUrthe
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Money can't buy everything, or John Edwards would have a hotter wife.
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DarkUrthe
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If the debates had a pivot man, it would be a perfect circle jerk... and better TV.
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Allen Smithee
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Hypocrisy is to be avoided at all costs (unless you can somehow benefit from it)
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jd nyc
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Men speak in headlines; Women speak in fine print.
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DarkUrthe
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If you hit:
volume up, right middle panel display. left bottom middle display, turn the ignition knob, volume up, volume up, volume down, radio preset 4, slam shaft into neutral and open the glove box
Your Toyota Prius will do a super special move.
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DarkUrthe
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If you talk to a telemarketer for more than 5 seconds, you are lonely.
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DarkUrthe
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Amicable is code for Laurie David got a lot of money and Larry David didn't mind paying it.
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DarkUrthe
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There are few things nicer than being the first person to poop in a brand new toilet.
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veganvamp
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Middle aged men who brag about having and wearing fur coats are the least cool people on Earth.
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DarkUrthe
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Vermont forgot a house divided will not stand. However as the rebels are liberal pansies, the civil war should be short.
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